– VC dry powder gets marked to myth
– every founder wants “stable, cash flow-positive hypergrowth”
– every LP wants “AI-native, tokenized, vertically-integrated yield”
– regulators flip coins to determine if crypto is a commodity, security, or sin
– public equity trades like memecoins, and memecoins trade like national currencies
– political superPACs get spun up by anon frogs with $50M in TVL
– debt is free, but only if you’re insolvent enough to deserve it
– real revenue is rare, but tokenomics are still a love language
– ETH gas is up, Solana TPS is up, everyone’s bags are up… but conviction is down
So yeah. Serenity.
$MIM 🧙♂️🧘♂️