By the greying of my pubes, something wicked this way comes. Overweight, overawed and over there (somewhere).
Joined November 2012
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Jun 14
Funny thing Jenniflower, I imagine a very big oil tanker is far easier to intercept than a small boat. Big things are easier to find than small things, as a brain scan on you would easily establish.
Jun 14
Keir Starmer directed our Armed Forces to intercept an Oil Tanker in the English Channel this morning & was successful.
This shows & tells us Keir Starmer could stop the small boats if he wanted to but it he just doesn’t want to.
We are being lied to on a massive scale.
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Jun 14
Keir Starmer directed our Armed Forces to intercept an Oil Tanker in the English Channel this morning & was successful.
This shows & tells us Keir Starmer could stop the small boats if he wanted to but it he just doesn’t want to.
We are being lied to on a massive scale.
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Jun 14
Jimmy Savile.
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Jun 14
Currently watching Bill Maher playing Roddy McDowall’s twink in an old episode of Murder She Wrote.
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Jun 13
The Pertwee era could be "full on", but most of the "politics" we're supposedly coincidental.
Curse of Peladon not actually being about the EU, for example.
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Jun 13
Nearly live events.
Jun 13
Weekend catch-up: John Cleese has revealed plans to reunite with his Monty Python co-stars Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam for some live events. dlvr.it/TT1kdT
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Jun 13
Fucking hell, Twitter eh? I’ve had more close encounters with cunts today than a 24/7 drive thru gynecologist.
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Jun 13
Lucy telling people to do things on Twitter always ends well.
Jun 12
As it stands Andy Burnham is going to win the Makerfield seat.
He will then go on to challenge Starmer for leadership.
AND??? It’s just more of the same. Labour are running this country into the ground on a scary scale.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR VOTE.
For the sake of our children, please vote @reformparty_uk
Swallow your ego and think of our children.
We can not continue like this 😢
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Jun 12
I do have an idea about how to bring Doctor Who back as it happens but I’m not saying how as you’ll all pinch it.
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Jun 12
I can’t believe I’ve started my Friday with some cunt questioning my knowledge of Doctor Who’s origins and calling me “dude”.
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Jun 11
Excellent, my Paraguay, Australia and Turkey football shirts have arrived in the post!
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Jun 10
The main takeaway I’m getting from cancellation news, if you want Doctor Who to have a long future, you don’t bring back The Rani, she always seems to be at the scene of the crime with these cancellations
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Jun 10
Ah well, at least Star Trek seems to have been cancelled as well. Fuck those guys.
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Jun 9
I’m not sure Farage could really do what these AI Question Time clips are showing him doing; not with his fucked up insides and emphysema.
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Jun 8
In the words of “The Master”, Noel Coward: “What a greedy fat cunt.”
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Jun 7
I’m watching the Boroughs and Gina Davis might be the must fuckable 70 year old since Frank Bough.
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Jun 6
J.D. Vance should probably stick to what he’s good at: changing his name, fucking soft furnishing and ignoring the stench of piss and shit coming from his boss’ adult nappy.
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Jun 5
People who expected anything of Powerhouse Hobbs on WWE need to remember they only signed him to a) fuck with AEW and b) try to counter the “Levesque is a racist” narrative.
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Jun 4
I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.
The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence.
A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class. 👏👍✊🇬🇧👌❤️🙏
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Jun 4
I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.
The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence.
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