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Mar 25
When the Judge asks if you are ready to proceed, and you were absolutely not ready to proceed....
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Feb 9
My Dad died unexpectedly and my SAHM was totally F--d. Never be financially dependent on a partner.
Feb 9
🚨 STAY AT HOME MOM SAYS DIVORCE LEFT HER WITH ZERO MONEY - “NO ONE PREPARES YOU FOR THIS”
She’s 37.
Two kids.
A SAHM for 10 years.
Her husband asks for a divorce, then tells her he’s cutting off the credit card she’s used for everything.
She has no income.
No personal bank account.
No credit card of her own.
She says “no one prepares you for how financially vulnerable you are as a stay-at-home mom.”
“I feel like a little girl who doesn’t know how to take care of herself.”
So be real, is this love and partnership… or financial dependency with an on/off switch?
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21 Nov 2025
This is me.
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13 Nov 2025
Jokes on them now 😘
12 Nov 2025
“You should be a lawyer” is how adults call a little girl a fucking bitch
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13 Nov 2025
(Remembering I still have another 1,000 emails to review before bed)
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26 Sep 2025
Don't love that I literally did more prosecuting this week than the newest US Attorney has ever done 😐
26 Sep 2025
Lindsay Halligan, the newly-installed US Attorney prosecuting James Comey at President Trump's direction, is an insurance attorney and a Miss Colorado finalist. She has never prosecuted a case. fortune.com/2025/09/25/linds…
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JD “I don’t give a shit” Vance says killing people he accuses of a crime is the “highest and best use of the military.”
Did he ever read To Kill a Mockingbird?
Did he ever wonder what might happen if the accused were immediately executed without trial or representation??
What a despicable and thoughtless sentiment it is to glorify killing someone without a trial.
Killing cartel members who poison our fellow citizens is the highest and best use of our military.
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4 Sep 2025
Or...it is also a cell phone store #lansingfacts
3 Sep 2025
How to tell if a Pho restaurant is good:
- one guy screaming across a restaurant to sit anywhere
- plastic cups from 2001
- ran thru bottle of sriracha
- comes out almost immediately
- decor that makes no sense
- has numbers in the restaurant name
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28 Aug 2025
Started watching the @iamcardib trial and I am fully on her side. That security guard is in the wrong and doesn't deserve a penny. Fight the good fight Queen 👑
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17 Jul 2025
When I broke my back I didn't realize there was a problem because it was significantly less painful than my monthly .
Women's pain isn't taken seriously.
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17 Jul 2025
Yes. I can't tell you how many times I've had a man explain some emotional thinking as them being logical.
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12 Jul 2025
Cowboy.
Freedom, beautiful vistas, get to hang out with animals, befriend a sassy saloon owner/madame...then join with her and the local tribe in running off mustache twirling oil speculators.
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10 Jul 2025
Everyone should check out these super fun summer reads from a really cool local author!!
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8 Jul 2025
I am apparently putting significantly more effort into proofing my tweets than the White House is spending on formal diplomatic correspondence 😑
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5 Jul 2025
It will be a very bad place if only those whose family is rich enough to pay for law school become lawyers.
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1 Jul 2025
This has all the energy of guys who show up to court with a wad of paper they printed off some website and look the Judge dead in the face saying I can't believe I have to explain the law to you. Except instead of being amusing..People are going to die because of this 🤡
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26 Jun 2025
Recently crossed the 100 page mark and the midpoint in my novel. Interviewing the suspects and finding clues
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Sumnerd retweeted
25 Jun 2025
Republicans now want to call Trump “Daddy.”
Happy Pride Month!
25 Jun 2025
“You don’t want to know what daddy means in my community,” says Sen. @JeremyAllenMoss responding to Republican Sen. Jonathan Lindsey, who asked Democrats to refer to the President as “Daddy Trump” to “get creative” with their anti-Trump resolutions after recent NATO headlines.
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24 Jun 2025
Just excellent prose
24 Jun 2025
Benson Boone’s music is an invasive species in the garden of good taste pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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