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IRAN: “In the name of Jesus Christ — to all the people of the world: We are fighting a criminal gang. The corrupt people of Epstein Island. We will not compromise. To rid the world of corruption and usury.” Iran just decimated Israel with ballistic missiles dedicated to Jesus.

🚨 Elon Musk says SpaceX is going public because the company is entering a major investment phase Speaking at J.P. Morgan, he highlighted plans for 100,000 next-generation Starlink satellites, AI data centers in space, and continued development of Starship, which he believes can dramatically lower the cost of reaching orbit. Musk says these projects could open the door to entirely new industries in space. 🚀 $SPCX 00:00 Welcome to JPMorgan 02:45 Why SpaceX Goes Public 03:28 Starlink V3 and Space Energy 07:46 Moon to Mars Roadmap 10:18 Starship Reusability Breakthrough 12:06 Next Gen Starlink Plans 13:54 AI Data Centers in Orbit 15:07 Terafab and US Chip Supply 16:35 AI Strategy and Grok 18:38 Culture and Building the Bench

Genuinely what the fuck is happening 😂

this is how unemployment starts

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ElevenLabs just lost its moat 🤯 Someone has open-sourced a single app that replaces ElevenLabs AND WisprFlow and runs 100% locally. → Clone any voice from a 3 seconds of audio → 7 TTS engines under one roof → 23 languages: Arabic, Hindi, Japanese, you name it → Built-in MCP server so Claude Code, Cursor, and Cline can speak back to you in a voice you cloned → Local LLM rewrites your voice in-character before TTS → Pedalboard effects (reverb, pitch shift, chorus) baked in It's built on Tauri (Rust), not Electron. Runs on MLX for Apple Silicon, CUDA, ROCm, Intel Arc, DirectML, and CPU. ElevenLabs Creator is $99/month. WisprFlow Pro is $15/month. Voicebox is $0. 23.4K stars on GitHub. MIT license.

Bring in the J6 Committee and this lying sac (spelled as intended). ACCOUNTABILITY for licking u Americans based on lies.

THE SMARTEST LOCAL AI SETUP IN 2026 COSTS $200. NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT two GPUs combined give you more VRAM than one expensive card for half the price a $200 Arc A770 paired with any 16GB card gets you 32GB combined Gemma 4 31B running locally with 262K context and zero API fees dual GPU is not a speed hack - it’s a capacity hack it lets you run models that won’t fit on a single card bookmark & like before you spend $2000 on one card

THIS AMERICAN DEVELOPER SPENT WEEKS DEBUGGING TIMEOUT ERRORS IN OLLAMA. THEN HE LOOKED UNDER THE HOOD LM Studio is just llama.cpp Ollama is just llama.cpp so he cloned llama.cpp from source, pulled Qwen 3.6 35B off Hugging Face, set up asymmetric KV quantization and got a local server running on 127.0.0.1:8080 plugged it into VS Code, connected it to OpenClaw, 53 tok/s on an M1 Max with 262K context zero wrappers, zero timeout errors, zero API fees bookmark & like this before your next timeout error hits​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ full breakdown of my raw llama.cpp setup ↓

🚨WOW!!! Tim Sparks has confirmed he purchased 80 PIZZA HUTS and brought back EVERYTHING that made them iconic! Pac-Man is back. Salad bar is back. Red cups are back. Booths for families. "I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down..."

Elon Musk 🗣️: Dogecoin, fundamentally, is better than anything else I’ve seen, just by accident.

THIS GUY JUST BUILT A DRONE THAT TRACKS TARGETS WITH A LASER USING CLAUDE > No robotics team > No engineering degree > No budget He used Claude Code to write the entire system in Python - a drone that locks onto a target, follows it with a laser and corrects its own aim automatically after every attempt. The AI gets more accurate the longer it runs because it learns from every single shot. He's still improving it and this is only the beginning. You have the same tool he used. The article below is about how to actually use it to its full potential.

OpenClaw = the employee. Hermes = the memory. Paperclip = the company. That’s the simplest way to understand the craziest open-source AI agent stack right now. Most people are still using 1 chatbot. This setup runs like an AI business.

10 OPEN SOURCE GITHUB REPOS THAT GENERATE MONEY WHILE YOU SLEEP. Most builders have never heard of these. Save this before you scroll past it. 1. AutoHedge — AI-powered hedge fund automation. Manages positions and executes risk-adjusted trades without a human in the loop. github.com/The-Swarm-Corpora… 2. Vibe-Trading — AI trading agent that reads market sentiment and executes positions. Built for people who understand the edge. github.com/HKUDS/Vibe-Tradin… 3. Claude Ads — Automated ad generation and optimization using Claude. Run campaigns without a creative team. github.com/AgriciDaniel/clau… 4. Toprank — AI-powered SEO that finds and exploits content gaps automatically. Ranks your content while you sleep. github.com/nowork-studio/top… 5. Fincept Terminal — A Bloomberg-style financial terminal built open source. Professional market data for free. github.com/Fincept-Corporati… 6. Agentic Inbox — Cloudflare-powered AI that handles email autonomously. Zero manual triage. github.com/cloudflare/agenti… 7. ClawRouter — Routes Claude API calls to free providers. Full Claude Code functionality at zero cost. github.com/BlockRunAI/ClawRo… 8. Camofox Browser — Privacy-first browser with AI built in at the core. Own your browsing stack. github.com/jo-inc/camofox-br… 9. Open Higgsfield AI — Open source video generation. The closed source version costs hundreds a month. github.com/Anil-matcha/Open-… 10. Hyperframes — HeyGen open source framework for AI video at scale. Same quality. Zero subscription. github.com/heygen-com/hyperf… Every single one of these is free. Every single one is a business waiting to be built on top of it. The builders who clone these repos this weekend will be 6 months ahead of everyone who saved this and never opened it. Bookmark this now. Follow @cyrilXBT for every open source build worth your weekend before it hits the mainstream.

🚨FRAUD ALERT🚨 An Orange County man pleaded GUILTY to submitting nearly $270 million in fraudulent claims over an 11-month span. Paul Richard Randall and his co-schemers exploited Medi-Cal’s prior authorization suspension by billing Medi-Cal tens of millions of dollars per month for dispensing high-reimbursement, non-contracted, generic drugs through Monte Vista Pharmacy, according to the DOJ. Monte Vista billed Medi-Cal more than $269 million and was paid more than $178 million. Randall and others then laundered their illicit proceeds by transferring the funds of the Medi-Cal fraud scheme to a third party to pay kickbacks, according to prosecutors. He pleaded GUILTY one count of wire fraud committed while on release. Randall faces a statutory maximum sentence of 30 years in federal prison.

How is $Trump not at 0? Serious question.

THIS GUY SHOWS HOW TO MONETIZE YOUTUBE WITH AI WITHOUT SHOWING YOUR FACE SAVE THIS YOU’LL NEED IT

10 things I stopped paying for in 2026 because AI made them free. Every single one used to cost real money. Bookmark this list — it will save you at least $2,000 this year. 1. ChatGPT Plus ($20/month) Replaced with: Claude free ChatGPT free Perplexity. Stack all three. You get a stronger AI workflow than any single $20 plan. Site → claude.ai 2. Adobe Photoshop ($23/month) Replaced with: Photopea. A full Photoshop in your browser. Opens PSD files. Has ads, but $5/month removes them or just ignore them. Site → photopea.com 3. Adobe Premiere Pro ($23/month) Replaced with: DaVinci Resolve. The free version edited Dune and Oppenheimer. Hollywood-grade for $0. Site → blackmagicdesign.com/product… 4. Notion paid plan ($10/month) Replaced with: AppFlowy. A Notion alternative where your data lives on your machine. Local-first. Open source. Site → appflowy.io 5. Notion AI / Roam Research ($16/month) Replaced with: Obsidian. Unlimited notes. Free for personal AND business use as of 2026. Local files you own forever. Site → obsidian.md 6. Calendly ($15/month) Replaced with: Cal. com. More features than Calendly. White-label. Free for individuals. Site → cal.com 7. Zapier ($30/month) Replaced with: n8n. 400 integrations, native AI nodes, unlimited workflows when self-hosted on a $5 server. Site → n8n.io 8. Midjourney ($30/month) Replaced with: Fooocus. Three clicks from download to Midjourney-quality images on your own laptop. Site → github.com/lllyasviel/Fooocu… 9. ElevenLabs ($22/month) Replaced with: ElevenLabs free tier. 10,000 characters per month is enough for a podcast intro, narration, and short voiceovers. Most people never need to upgrade. Site → elevenlabs.io 10. Cursor Pro ($20/month) Replaced with: Cline Claude free. An AI coding agent that lives in VS Code, with your own API key or free models. Site → github.com/cline/cline Here's the wildest part: Add it up. $209 a month. $2,500 a year. Gone. Replaced by free tools that took me one weekend to set up. The richest skill in 2026 isn't using AI. It's knowing what to stop paying for. Save this before you forget. 100% free. Forever.

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."