Marvel, iCarly. WASSTP Instructor. Geocache and AdLab as ClayHat
Joined April 2010
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15 Nov 2021
Charlie Bucket is the only person Wonka doesn’t touch when they enter the factory gate.
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30 Jun 2024
The decision to make flight 815 a Sydney to Los Angeles flight was brilliant.
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14 Jun 2024
We’re back at it!
13 Jun 2024
Save the date! Applications for the 2024-2025 cycle of WASSTP open on August 1st!
BIPOC writers, LGBTQ writers, disabled writers, and writers over the age of 50 are encouraged to apply. You can find more program information at bit.ly/writers-access (1/2)
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25 May 2024
I’ll say it again, Regal theaters suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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22 May 2024
Parkour
19 May 2024
What's something in the world you know you're directly responsible for but if you were to claim credit you'd sound crazy?
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18 May 2024
We could be on our 5th or 6th Homestar Runner movie at this point, and maybe a Strong Badia section at Universal, but @StrongBadActual had to have “principles…” and “Easter eggs...”
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22 Apr 2024
Not being in a comedy room every day is starting to take its toll.
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20 Apr 2024
FYI, that trendy smash burger you had delivered came from a Dennys.
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9 Apr 2024
My kids were denied the opportunity to experience the eclipse today by their teachers. I’m furious.
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5 Apr 2024
Still thinking about The Pentaverate. Great show. Fun stuff. Weird stuff.
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Clay Lapari retweeted
14 Mar 2024
this hits so hard! ❤️🔥
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14 Mar 2024
Congratulations to @EugeneCross1 and @RobinShorr for doing the impossible! deadline.com/2024/03/ty-burr…
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14 Mar 2024
My favorite YouTube channel @ExploringStamps has come to an end. Thank you, Graham, for 7 years of the most wonderfully educational postage stamp content. 💌📪 You will be missed.
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14 Mar 2024
My super power is knowing whether what I just stepped on is food or not.
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12 Mar 2024
Holy shit, it worked! They did it! Rattler is ALIIIIIIIVE! *is handed a note. Still no sign of Ryan.
12 Mar 2024
Resurrection by double shot? It can’t be done. It’s a myth!
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