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Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo

Mid-Michigan's #1 Saturn and Geo Dealership

Joined April 2024
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someone get me in touch with that couple that were doing the fingerfucking at a yankee game i want to get them into a clean two owner 1992 geo storm convertible so they can ride off into the sunset together. young love is so beautiful
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i really thought the two salesmen were holding hands because they had a little crush going on but ends up one of them was passing a kidney stone in the showroom and the other was being emotional support
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woke up to her bouncing on it
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by her i mean my roommate’s girlfriend, by bouncing i mean stealing, and by it i mean my xbox
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time to fill the enema with scrubbing bubbles extra strength toilet bowl cleaner
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I feel the need…the need for poppers and girldick
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0% financing on a 1996 geo tracker if you bring me this hat in real life
jack of all tirades@scottyscallin
20 Sep 2024
the youth is innovative you have to give em that
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fuckin wheel and tire guy just doordashed $600 of those feastables candy bars on the company card screamed "hope you fuckers like chocolate im going to reno" and quit on the spot that guy was my xanax plug and i cannot handle this situation without xanax
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if they run pete buttigieg, king of the trains, as kamala’s vp pick, the autistic helpdesk guy here is going to single-handedly mobilize the whole fucking squad
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if pete is also a sonic the hedgehog fan we are looking at the biggest special interest based political landslide in us history
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i'm just saying if i was working in the fox news office yesterday i would have been frantically trying to get commentary from evander holyfield
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got busted by the cops buying fake molly outside the circle k and now i have a mugshot where i'm beyond faded on robitussin while wearing a jill stein 2016 t-shirt
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gonna have to explain to my girlfriend's dad what "jill not hill" means and that npr loving bodybuilder of a man is going to put me through a fucking wall
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i do not care about fine dining and I never will. It is art to some, science to others, but if your dish is neither affordable or filling, you are not serving the greater good and you deserve to die and be replaced with an applebees i can get a handjob in the parking lot of
لارا@NormalArabGirl
30 Jun 2024
The show The Bear is good but if a cheap sandwich shop in the city where I could get a big pop, fries, and a hot dog shut down bc a white man moved back home wanted to turn into a high end restaurant I would pray for that restaurant’s downfall everyday.
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we will arrive twenty minutes before half off apps start and get my shit yanked in the car before coming in and ordering hot pretzel sticks and boneless wings then drive home and watch Bob❤️Abishola
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now i don't know what radon is and no one can seem to explain it to me but it must be a good thing since my landlord said our building has the highest levels of it the inspector has ever seen so my rent is going up $1200 a month
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i cancelled all of my streaming services, signed up for fox nation, and watched nothing but 90s sitcom actors talk about how history was not woke for the last 30 days and i'm starting to think that huffing spraypaint just does not hit like it used to
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found an ounce of spice from 2009 in the back of my freezer so i smoked the whole fucking thing out of an apple to see if i still had it and im fully convinced i couldve saved the kmart corporation from bankruptcy
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jackyl playing i stand alone in front of a uhaul self storage that used to be a kmart just wouldnt hit the same
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