I tweet so you know what being awesome feels like. (Don't tell my Mom what I'm tweeting)
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How do you blatantly steal @rickygervais material on national TV and think nobody is going to notice 😂
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How every Power 4 team collectively performed in football & basketball conference play this year
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This is why he’s the only legit politician I’d have probably ever vote for.
Except we all know what happened.
12 Sep 2025
This is actually a good statement from Bernie Sanders
Worth the watch
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That’s fine ? Who’s against this?
4 Aug 2025
RFK Jr announces new waivers banning soda, candy & other junk food from food stamp eligibility.
"SNAP is a supplemental nutrition program meant to provide health food benefits to low income families."
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Giving everyone a piece except for Dave because he doesn’t pay out when he loses bets.
8 Jul 2025
You just hit a parlay for $10 million.
How much are you giving to your friends? 🤔
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7 Jul 2025
The Trump administration is lying about Epstein and everyone knows it. Pay attention to who will admit that and who will run cover.
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Please 🙏🏾
By a factor of 2 to 1, you want a new political party and you shall have it!
When it comes to bankrupting our country with waste & graft, we live in a one-party system, not a democracy.
Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom.
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This is PERFECT
4 Jul 2025
Shoutout to that incredible College Humor skit that asked “what if the President’s speech from the film Independence Day happened today?”
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I need to see two hours worth of this. 😂
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