I'm not the account you need right now, I'm the account you deserve. Schadenfreude #superproblems

Joined June 2012
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Hot take: The #RyderCup is just a guys golf trip for millionaires.
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Man, twitter used to be so fun and helpful.
I do appreciate all that responded to my question on the sprayer.. it’s great to be able to get in here and ask questions!!
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I do appreciate all that responded to my question on the sprayer.. it’s great to be able to get in here and ask questions!!
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Thought I was safe from flooding out in the desert but boy was I wrong. Monsoon popped up yesterday afternoon and packed a serious punch.
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0735…. I found it…
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It’s been the worst season ever. Go ahead and go to lunch. #downwithEOP
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#postyouryard Turf Friends, lets see those yards on this day of our lord AUG 19th.
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🚨⛳️🛩️ #WATCH — A Piper Cherokee light plane made an emergency landing crashing onto Mona Vale Golf Course in near Sidney, Australia. It’s reported that the two people involved incredibly escaped the crash with no major injuries.

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Turfies (& the turf) been put in a blender, beat to a pulp, poured out, then beaten again & again & again. The dog days of Summer have set in for us this Summer. We've got plenty of scars on course and in our heads but nevertheless, damn proud of the crew. #tgif #golfcourselife
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If anyone is looking to replace a pull behind mower. Look no further. Under 18k and as good or better than brand new. DM for details.
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Pylex update.
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Haven’t experienced this in some time. It’s made of wood I thought it should be with its family.
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Where did you run out?
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I am William Wallace!
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Currently looking for jobs in Alaska.
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Recovery season
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Pylex works.
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3 days .25/oz an acre
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Go home. They miss u.
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Are you installing a new pool at the clubhouse?
I love being a GCS..... I love being a GCS..... I love being a GCS..... @SuperProblems
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