until then please be kind to animals
Joined April 2009
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Mario Salazar retweeted
After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game.
You LOVE to see it 🇯🇵
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Mario Salazar retweeted
In a Rodman jersey too...🤣🤣🤣
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Jun 14
Chargers would’ve destroyed the Knicks!! Chargers best team in the NBA and the NFL ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Jun 14
Spurs are up against these biased ass commentators as well. Everytime a Knicks gets hit “oh that’s a flagrant” a Spurs player gets hit in the face “That was inadvertent”. FOH
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Jun 14
I don’t want to condone violence but I hope some drunk Edgar gives Timothée Chalamet a badass SAPE
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Jun 14
San Antonio your American greed is showing how you gonna resell most of your season tickets to Knicks fans when the Spurs need you the most. Feels like a Chargers game out there
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Mario Salazar retweeted
Greetings from Malta 🇲🇹 Got a coffee and this view. This is as close to a vacation as I will have. My last show in Europe is tomorrow then back to Murica 🇺🇸 Fluffy World Tour
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Jun 13
I love performing for people from my home area the Rio Grande Valley. You guys are so much fun and such great comedy fans
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Mario Salazar retweeted
Opened at the Chinese restaurant right now, SPURS IN 7
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Jun 12
The Greatest Athletic Achievement I’ve seen in my Life is fitting into a XL Soccer jersey
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Jun 12
Filming a commercial then performing in Pharr Texas at Cigar Society. I have two tickets to giveaway. Just comment below which is your favorite video, joke or impersonation of mine and tickets might be yours
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