Joined April 2026
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Come on Australia!
Get behind me!
The whinging Poms are all over X and they are easy pickings and fair game.
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There's no rule which states people are obligated to live up to their negative stereotypes.
If they do, it's on them.
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Breaking News!!
The wild cat is now allowing me to hold onto her.
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I just made a mistake. I got in the bath, and then remembered I was baking bread.
I had to get out and walk naked to the kitchen.
My children aren't old enough to know any better so they didn't protest.
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My little one just said "I'll have to be real careful not to step on that ant, or else I'll have to pay for it"
I asked "How will you pay for it?"
She says "By his friends"
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I have a cat on my lap right now.
I just picked her up and she went along with it.
Although I suspect she thinks there's something in it for her.
I better get some milk so I can go to bed.
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The extraterrestrials took over the planet a long time ago.
Get with the program!
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