all views arenโ€™t mine, they are the companies. rarely found where you left me. #Whodaresskims

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Morning! @Shell you have a petrol station and little @waitrose in Horsham on the A24. There is a guy who works there called โ€œSambaโ€ who is hands down the best advert. His energy never changes, always smiling and his happiness is infectious. Whatever heโ€™s being paid isnโ€™t enough!
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I love #LastOneLaughingUk and Daisy may cooper is the full package. A hill Iโ€™m prepared to die on.
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I just changed my text size on my phone to โ€œpensioner largeโ€ and honestly itโ€™s changed my life. My fat fingers can now text accurately.
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What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck is this. Apparently another damp company did this and when it went wrong they said applying skirting boards voids the guarantee. Honestly, look at this, I donโ€™t think I could have made up a bodge this bad if I tried. #damp #surrey
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Join Theoโ€™s Fight: A Charity Football Match for a Vital Cause justgiving.com/crowdfunding/โ€ฆ We need your support to help make a difference in Theoโ€™s life! Theo, a brave 3-year-old, was born with a rare neurological syndrome and has recently suffered a significant global brain injury. As his family faces this heartbreaking challenge, they urgently need help making crucial adaptations to their home. Right now, their living room is being used as a bedroom and bathroom to meet Theoโ€™s needs. We are hosting a charity football match to raise vital funds for these necessary changes, but we canโ€™t do it without YOU! Your donations will go directly to helping Theo and his family create a safer and more comfortable living space for him. Every little bit helps. If you canโ€™t donate, please share this message far and wide โ€“ spreading the word is just as valuable. Together, we can make a real difference in Theoโ€™s life. Donate now and join us in the fight for Theoโ€™s future! Thank you for your generosity and support!
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Remembering this calamity fondly #whodaresskims
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This little capybara navigating on her mother

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Looking for a kids charity or #aviation #charity to donate this project me and my eldest have done. Needs a PC and monitor. But all flight controls are included and it has nav lights. Itโ€™s so much fun and weโ€™d like it to go somewhere where itโ€™s gonna get used !
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What wine pairs well with the kids being home for another 9 days
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Hour 7 at A&E with my mum and Iโ€™m seriously considering starting smoking again. Fair play to all the staff you are wonderful! Itโ€™s just the majority of the public who are sadly cunts.
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๐ŸšจSTOLEN!! PLEASE SHARE!!๐Ÿšจ As you may have seen, @peter_grunert (who is one of the loveliest people you could hope to meet) has had his lovely LHD, non sunroof, 1985 Porsche 911 Carrera 3.2 stolen from London on 20/11/24 It costs nothing to share one of the many posts about it. Let's get it found!
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Does anyone else say please and thank you to their #amazon #Alexa just in case they suddenly attack and mine will be like โ€œIโ€™ll give you a 10 minute head start before I tell the roomba to kill you, because you were politeโ€
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