Joined September 2014
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The camera man making move like it’s a scene straight out of the the office I’m crying x.com/cooldownlaps/status/17…
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29 Sep 2022
Holy fuck I love an need it
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6 Jul 2022
Roscoe always cheers me up
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25 May 2022
So calling someone bald is sexual harassment now. Pretty pog if you ask me.
26 Jan 2022
I think sarcasm is becoming my new default and I'm ok with that.
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3 Aug 2021
As always, amazing music from @RaleighRitchie two latest singles are fucking beautiful
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25 Jul 2021
So, 60,000 people can goto Wembley. But I can't watch my mate do a swim of a triathlon in an OUT DOOR pool because of covid? In England? Literally fuck off.
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5 Jul 2021
Vodka, Yuzu Sake, Home made Grilled Lemon Syrup, Egg White with a cheeky Prosecco top up. Really proud of this #cocktail and I think it might be my new signature.
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2 Jul 2021
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7 May 2021
You ever think 'Ahh shit I need to put jk after that text otherwise they will think I'm a cunt'?
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6 Apr 2021
'British weather right now lmao' I have a window. Oh and look, irises, pupils, optic nerves? Some may even say a pair of eyes! I don't need to see 37 'memes' about the same damn dumb shit.
10 Mar 2021
Just realised I haven't had a cheese and onion butty in fuckin ages.
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