I am a witch. I live in a swamp. I give advice.
Joined September 2020
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24 May 2021
Here is a secret about things you love. If you put them down you can always pick them back up again. You can always paint again, sew again, hike again, play music again, read that book again, watch the movie. "But it's been so long." The thing you love doesn't care.
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9 Sep 2024
“But Daddy, I can fix him,” No! Make him weirder. blasphemous. Twisted. Non-Euclidean. Stop thinking small.
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21 Feb 2025
The tree you loved as a child remembers you. It still breathes for you, knowing the air is traveling miles and miles, helping you live. Keep going.
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20 Feb 2025
Phew. Finally finished making voodoo dolls of all of you. Now I can start giving out forehand kisses.
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5 Feb 2025
May the curse we bear this year produce an important lesson and a friendship with a talking crow.
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4 Feb 2025
Do the next right thing and the next thing right.
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3 Feb 2025
Writing is an incredible act of hope. Every word creates a future in which it might be read.
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9 Jun 2023
We all make mistakes. We take wrong turns. We choose poorly. We accidentally give sentience and ambulation to a ring of death cap mushrooms. The point is to learn and forgive ourselves.
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20 Jan 2025
Some of us are feeling defeated by today’s events. Today is grim, yes, but I promise you we’re not done. Not by a long shot!
Credits: @wetfromsobbing.bsky.social turned me on to this @inkhat poem.
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17 Dec 2024
Here is your New Year's resolution: do not give up.
Do not give up.
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18 Dec 2024
Here we go again! An excellent end to the year.
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8 Dec 2024
My book is listed as one of the best horror books of the year in The New York Times!!!!
nytimes.com/2024/12/07/books…
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17 Oct 2023
The tip of my nose is itchy this morning and you know what that means! Yep! A clump of moss is singing a song about me. #Blessed
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7 Feb 2024
Look, I only turned you into a worm to prove I would still love you.
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26 Nov 2024
Ooops.
26 Nov 2024
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Community note
Artwork by Antti Laitinin. Here is the original picture.
gessato.com/antti-laitinen…
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25 Nov 2024
You don’t have to go to Thanksgiving. You don’t even have to tell them why.
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25 Nov 2024
Peace and Love are fruits that grow where they are tended by many hands.
If you cannot find them where you are, nor make them take root, it may be time to search elsewhere.
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8 Nov 2024
I wish every boy and man uttering or writing “your body my choice” a very [redacted].
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7 Nov 2024
It’s not a bad life….
6 Nov 2024
Now taking applications to disappear with me into the hollers of Appalachia to practice dark hill magic and gradually transform together into terrible creatures of rural vengeance who lure men from the roadways like highway sirens and sacrifice them to hungry, nameless things.
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