Joined August 2019
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workwear guy: most buyers are unaware of the scope of technique and craft that go into making a high-quality pair of shoelaces. below i will present two options for laces, depending on whether you want to spend $400 or $900 🧵
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when i'm listening to a japanese song and someone says "fanfare" like "fanfaray"
"gauché"
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is tafs over yet?
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i saw dwight on the tl and remembered adams make a wish ass show
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everyone showing me that fat animal at the white house puking on himself on purpose gets muted.
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the other tech guy in my office's job is to email everyone information that's on the company homepage meanwhile my job is to make every computer work all the time.
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i'm really scared i'm never going to be able to get a car again and then something will happen to cause me to lose my job and then i'll become homeless.
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i'm going to go to work today and sit at my desk and not do any work at all. instead i am going to apply for new jobs.
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i don't think my dishwasher or washing machine actually do anything except make the stuff i put in there sorta wet.
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i can't actually read
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guy in front of me and athina in line at passport office is listening to AI farrakhan videos
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i think there's a lot of artistic merit to remaking cape fear as a tv show.
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dude lifts like elaine benes dances
What’s Pete Hegseth doing?
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why did my score go down (don't say goods)
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"i wanna pound off to them," kennedy continued.
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Kennedy: I wanna see those text messages—the sexting.
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i do like the song by the band house boat called throwing in those weird chords did wonders for the copyrights and dopamines (theme from house boat). that's true.
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that's a great idea steve! go for it!
🔴 Steve Hilton says he may bring Spencer Pratt on a statewide campaign tour. “Pratt made a real impact,” Hilton said. “It’s a travesty LA voters won’t have that choice.”
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he's flattered trump is stealing his idea for robbing all of his constituents.
Rick Scott: "He's not gonna let your family get killed by nuclear weapons. I wouldn't mess with this president. Look at him. He stands up for the right stuff."
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hahahahaha sorkin is directing the social whatever himself. no fincher. juiceless as zuck.
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