She/Her. Always overly familiar. TV writer. Game writer. Kitten fosterer. Organizing @hollywood_labor. Don't make me regret leaving private!
Joined November 2016
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28 Oct 2022
If Elon just shut this site down though it would objectively better humanity
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Jun 12
I wrote about yoga, genocide, and moral injury for @thebafflermag
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Jun 2
This and also Marissa Roy
please vote for Nithya Raman and Tom Steyer, thanks
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I don’t typically do this but if you are in LA you should 100% vote for Marissa Roy for city attorney and get rid of the current scumbag and make sure the cop choice doesn’t replace them.
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May 18
…Good? That LIRR worker definitely works harder than any governor. People don’t deserve less money just because you view them as lower in status.
May 17
oh my god, this is unbelievable: the striking LIRR worker complaining that Hochul “has money for everything except our salaries” LITERALLY MADE MORE MONEY THAN HOCHUL DID LAST YEAR
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May 3
ER is so delightfully progressive sometimes and then moments later super trad
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Apr 10
That’s the point though they spend an entire season showing that she’s one of the few people who doesn’t love him as a person and she goes to him anyways because he’s just that good of an emergency doctor and this is an emergency
Apr 10
she told him literally a few hours ago that he has 0 empathy yet still trusts him enough to read her chart?? after only 14 hours?? in a shift where she saw him belittle a doctor for having a panic attack ??? make it make sense
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Apr 7
thank you to the 3-4 brave democrat senators issuing statements like “this is not normal” from their large suburban backyards while they are on vacation for seemingly the entire year
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Apr 5
For years boomers used “millennial” as shorthand for youth and now zoomers use it as shorthand for old
Apr 4
the concept of alison bechdel being a millennial
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Apr 3
I don't understand what Zionists do on Passover, a holiday commemorating liberation from an exterminationist, tyrannical ethnostate. Do they just not celebrate it?
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Apr 3
Started fostering three kittens two days ago and now I’m down to one, TS Eliot was so right when he said “April is the cruelest month”
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sorry for harping on this but the problem of “knowing what you want to say but not how to say it” often means you haven’t yet figured out what you want to say. if you turn to an LLM to help organize loose thoughts into prose, you’re outsourcing your cognition to a machine
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Mar 26
Do i seriously have to say thanks for the memories even if they weren’t so great???
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Mar 24
Dog that’s not a picky eater he just hates you
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Mar 15
it’s understandable what happened with sorry baby since it’s a directorial debut and had dreadful distribution and marketing but i am still so sad it got cut out of awards season. eva victor we will avenge you
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Mar 3
I’m sorry Miss, we’ve lost him, but on the bright side, our quarterly projections show promise
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Mar 3
Since I was a little girl I’ve dreamed of increasing shareholder value
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Jan 27
Guy who thinks librarians just check out books all day
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