Shortarse. Co-founder of @nufcTheMag. Tea boy at @backpageshop. Author of “Upstairs on Fourth Street”. Basically invented social media. No, don't thank me.
Joined August 2011
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Chris Tait retweeted
Flash Gordon sale!
Flags now £2.99⬇️
Metal signs now £2.99⬇️
Mugs now £2.99⬇️
T-shirts now £2.99⬇️
Water bottles now £1.99⬇️
Cards now 99p⬇️
Coasters now 99p⬇️
Danglers now 99p⬇️
Magnets now 99p⬇️
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Chris Tait retweeted
What’s black and white and read all over? 🤔
The bookshelves here in St Andrews Street! 📖 ⚫️⚪️⚽️😁
A restock of highly recommended reads for you to enjoy!
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Chris Tait retweeted
Apr 20
Here’s an awesome video of a bunch of kids from New York City sharing their thoughts on the New York Yankees releasing The Great Bambino, Babe Ruth.
Crazy to think these lads are like 8-12 years old and they probably could kick my ass without breaking a sweat. The year is 1935x.
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Chris Tait retweeted
As well as being a superb writer, former NUFC winger and physio Paul Ferris is a great friend and supporter of our shops, so please get along to this charity event if you can!
designmynight.com/newcastle/…
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Chris Tait retweeted
NEWS: @Trashcan_Sinatras return with first single in four years ‘The Bitter End’ godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2026/…
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Chris Tait retweeted
NUFC v Qarabag scarves now in stock here in St Andrews Street!
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We need broadcasters that are custodians of delivering the beautiful game... Not just appealing to a few fanbases that they can squeeze the most money out of.
Despite the obvious 3pm black outs and cost, we don't want to see a wankfest over United, Arsenal, LFC or whoever every game. Pay attention to how commentators react to goals scored by Media 6 teams vs the rest.. Very rarely do they put nearly as much emotion into it that they do for an Arsenal tap in.
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7 Nov 2025
RIP Gilson Lavis. That drum intro to one of the great British singles still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Simply a great drummer. Sad day. 🥁
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Chris Tait retweeted
25 Sep 2025
Mini Magpie Model Marvels!
From an historic line of legendary strikers to Cup winning captains and coaches, through to iconic heroes of SJP, give your home a Magpie Mantlepiece Makeover with our New(Castle) Model Army!
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Chris Tait retweeted
17 Sep 2025
"Where were you while we were getting high?"
September 17. On this day in 1997...
Oasis were playing Newcastle Arena.
But the hottest ticket in Toon was at SJP watching Tino Asprilla's hat-trick against Barcelona!
And it'll always 'Live Forever' in the memories!
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14 Sep 2025
You had your chance to be fed by the GOAT Benny boy and you blew him off. Suck it up buttercup 🤣🤣
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24 Aug 2025
In all the furore over Isak and the plastic Liverpool fans (Ryanair Reds) I almost forget how much I absolutely detest Man U and their treatment by officials and the media. Luckily, they’re s***e 🤣🤣
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Chris Tait retweeted
19 Aug 2025
Newcastle United statement: Alexander Isak
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Chris Tait retweeted
16 Aug 2025
Happy New @premierleague Season
Toon Fans
Any excuse to put this up
Opening day of the 89/90 Season
I scored a Fab Four #NUFC #SoooooooManyGoals
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