“The Hardest Part of The Ring”Independent wrestler based out of Cincinnati, Ohio. Booking inquires: bookswingerfitz@gmail.com
Joined March 2009
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🍸♥️BOOK THE SWINGER♥️🍸
- 10 years experience
- Based out of Cincinnati
- Can wrestle seriously and do bits
Email and DMs are open
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The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 retweeted
✳️NEW MATCH ANNOUNCED✳️
We’re having a SCRAMBLE Saturday
Competitors are a MYSTERY
It’s the ✨MYSTERY SCRAMBLE✨
See what we did there?! #UPAnniversary
10 GA tickets left at 614WRESTLING.COM and less than 5 @ aceofcupsbar.com
Last chance to guarantee a spot!
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The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 retweeted
Wouldn’t be the first time we booked a giant dick.
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The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 retweeted
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the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable
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Whenever Danhausens not on the screen, all the other wrestlers should be asking “Where’s Danhausen”
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The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 retweeted
✳️THIS SATURDAY✳️
Two more wild matches have been signed for #UPAnniversary!
[tag team championship]
THE PRODUCTION (c)
vs
BAX
PLUS
[singles match]
ALEX COLON
vs
RON BASS JR
Less than 25 tickets til SOLD OUT.
🎟️ 614WRESTLING.COM
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The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 retweeted
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I was trying to use a straight razor to shave "down there" and ended up cutting my penis clean in half. So I'm going to be, maybe. 15 minutes late,
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2 Things
1: “wooooooeeeeeerrrrhhh” is my new vocal stem
2: we need these 2 for Mixed Match Challenge
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At this point I’m a born-again Virgin
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The match itself and the build up to appease Suzuki with seafood is beautiful
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Producer, to me: “Hey, I know you’re main, but no ref bumps.”
Me: “Easy! Anyone brawling outside or anything big out there?”
Producer: “Nope!”
3 of 9 finishes were outside of the ring…
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The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 retweeted
✳️ONE WEEK AWAY✳️
Nowhere to run when the locker room is surrounding the ring. #UPAnniversary
[lumberjack match]
SAM BEALE
vs
JEFFREY JOHN
Less than 40 tickets til SOLD OUT. Lock yours in ASAP via 614WRESTLING.COM
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Doing this to @Axel__Thorne
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Gonna swivel your face off bb 😘
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The Swinger 🍸FTB🍸 retweeted
future uncertain. presently, i am in good nick and wanna wrestle.
taking dates til December 2026, then, that might be all she wrote for 🇺🇸.
vonengeland@gmail.com
show 2 of 2 today done, tomorrow got rained out but the sidney von engeland comeback/never left tour is in full effect
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Closest I’m getting to TV time
Love me some @KennyisChillin
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