“The Hardest Part of The Ring”Independent wrestler based out of Cincinnati, Ohio. Booking inquires: bookswingerfitz@gmail.com

Joined March 2009
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🍸♥️BOOK THE SWINGER♥️🍸 - 10 years experience - Based out of Cincinnati - Can wrestle seriously and do bits Email and DMs are open
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✳️NEW MATCH ANNOUNCED✳️ We’re having a SCRAMBLE Saturday Competitors are a MYSTERY It’s the ✨MYSTERY SCRAMBLE✨ See what we did there?! #UPAnniversary 10 GA tickets left at 614WRESTLING.COM and less than 5 @ aceofcupsbar.com Last chance to guarantee a spot!
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Replying to @IamJeffreyJohn
Wouldn’t be the first time we booked a giant dick.
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the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable
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Whenever Danhausens not on the screen, all the other wrestlers should be asking “Where’s Danhausen”
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✳️THIS SATURDAY✳️ Two more wild matches have been signed for #UPAnniversary! [tag team championship] THE PRODUCTION (c) vs BAX PLUS [singles match] ALEX COLON vs RON BASS JR Less than 25 tickets til SOLD OUT. 🎟️ 614WRESTLING.COM
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I was trying to use a straight razor to shave "down there" and ended up cutting my penis clean in half. So I'm going to be, maybe. 15 minutes late,
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2 Things 1: “wooooooeeeeeerrrrhhh” is my new vocal stem 2: we need these 2 for Mixed Match Challenge
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charlotte and danhausen swapping gears 😭 this is hilarious
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At this point I’m a born-again Virgin
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Fuck any and all toll roads
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The match itself and the build up to appease Suzuki with seafood is beautiful
Luchador Minoru Suzuki
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Producer, to me: “Hey, I know you’re main, but no ref bumps.” Me: “Easy! Anyone brawling outside or anything big out there?” Producer: “Nope!” 3 of 9 finishes were outside of the ring…
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✳️ONE WEEK AWAY✳️ Nowhere to run when the locker room is surrounding the ring. #UPAnniversary [lumberjack match] SAM BEALE vs JEFFREY JOHN Less than 40 tickets til SOLD OUT. Lock yours in ASAP via 614WRESTLING.COM
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Doing this to @Axel__Thorne
Kobashi just doing anything i swear
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Gonna swivel your face off bb 😘
ITS SWINE TIME. Jacko may be fan of hip swivels but I am not.
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Do NOT become important at work They will EXPECT things
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future uncertain. presently, i am in good nick and wanna wrestle. taking dates til December 2026, then, that might be all she wrote for 🇺🇸. vonengeland@gmail.com
show 2 of 2 today done, tomorrow got rained out but the sidney von engeland comeback/never left tour is in full effect
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Closest I’m getting to TV time Love me some @KennyisChillin
Day 2 of Summer Blockbuster & Global Wars FTB mood
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