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Jordan @SwiperMonkey

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Joined October 2025
  • Tweets 125
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  • Followers 5
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Carolina Hurricanes
@Canes
Jun 15
Twenty years later. Just as iconic.
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Chris Walder@WalderSports
Jun 11
O.G. Anunoby. From spectator to spectacle.
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William Lou
@william_lou
Jun 11
Finals MVP OG Anunoby would have a really nice ring to it
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Finally got around to watching this, @nickjonas you need to be more delicate when applying serums and moisturizers to your face, you’re going to cause wrinkles 🥹
zoe.@strawbsxjonas
Jun 3
Nick Jonas 🤝 skincare king 🤝 VOGUE. youtu.be/jN_Blyr-0So?si=7Hog…
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youtube.com/shorts/fROfHxy6t… Ignore the abundant L’Oréal advertisements…

How a dermatologist layers serums 👌🏻

Dr. Shah showing his AM routine with our Vitamin C Serum! Check out...

youtube.com
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PWHL Hamilton
@PWHL_Hamilton
Jun 6
THE GOOSE TO STEELTOWN 🪿 2026 PWHL Walter Cup Champion and Rookie of the Year finalist defender Nicole Gosling signs a three-year Standard Player Agreement. 📰 bit.ly/4uiv670
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NHL
@NHL
Jun 5
TWICE AS NICE 🏆🏆 #NHLAwards Nick Suzuki surprised Cole Caufield with the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy before Caufield surprised Suzuki with the Frank J. Selke Trophy. 😂 The Lady Byng Memorial Trophy is awarded for sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct and the Frank J.Selke Trophy is awarded to the top defensive forward.
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When your best friend’s about to burst cause she’s so pregnant and now you gotta pay to take your mom to the Nick Jonas show, AND the butterfly conservatory to make her happy😩 Just an fyi Nick, when I’m broke and unemployed u better start helping out
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My one sided beef with DWatts grows
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MLB
@MLB
May 27
CN stars in Toronto 🤩
A low-angle shot of the CN Tower visible through the open roof at Rogers Centre in Toronto. A purple and blue sky can be seen behind the tower. (Photo: Colton Hall/Major League Baseball)

ALT A low-angle shot of the CN Tower visible through the open roof at Rogers Centre in Toronto. A purple and blue sky can be seen behind the tower. (Photo: Colton Hall/Major League Baseball)

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dani@heyitsjobros
May 10
my favorite pop punk band @jonasbrothers 🖤🥀
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A little confused, but is it the same gut job as last year? Praying Toronto protects Blayre, Daryl and Kirky 🥹❤️ But then wtf do you do with Fast, Maltais and Compher 😭
PWHL Report@PWHL_Report
May 3
𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 🚨: According to a 5-page document sent from the PWHLPA to #PWHL players, the league has released the steps for this offseason’s expected 4-team expansion The roster building process will take 5-phases to complete, with most dates still undetermined. Summaries:
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syd❤️‍🔥@crosbysangels
May 2
they told sid it was locker clean out day but he heard GQ shoot instead
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nba paint
@nba_paint
May 2
Never before seen 4K Courtside footage of RJ Barrett’s game winning 3.
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Toronto Raptors
@Raptors
Apr 26
TORONTO STAND UP😤
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Toronto Tempo
@TempoBasketball
Apr 14
Canada’s team couldn’t be complete without one of our own. 🇨🇦 We’ve officially signed Kia Nurse.
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Pokémon Daily Post💫
@PokeDailyPost
Apr 13
Gyarados with its mouth closed and happy 🙂
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r@6ffside
Apr 7
What is Mark Carney’s plan to deal with the LA Dodgers
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matt@sidneycrassby
Apr 5
he did that for canada
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•ash•@crosbyterian
Mar 20
emma maltais (canada women's hockey team/toronto sceptres) on tiktok
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