A lonely, tinkling melody drifted through the twilight. I froze, hand instinctively reaching for the katana that was not there.
I admit the sound unsettled me. A lone melody, drifting through the suburbs at golden hour, growing closer. In the films of my country, this is how the haunting begins.
It is not a haunting. It is the ICE CREAM MAN, and he is beloved beyond all reason.
In Japan, ice cream does not hunt you. You must go to it, humbly, like everything else. Here, dessert patrols the streets LOOKING for children, and the children come when it sings.
What I witnessed next was a full mobilization. Children erupted from houses as though the song were a war horn. Fathers dug through couch cushions. One man my age SPRINTED from his garage, sprinted, in sandals, shouting the sacred word of this ritual:
"WAIT!"
And here is the mystery, America: the truck waits for no one, and the truck also always waits. Both are true. Ask anyone. It is your country's only consistent religion.
I joined the line, because lines at mysterious vehicles are where nations keep their truths. The menu was a painted galaxy. The child ahead of me ordered with the certainty of a samurai naming his school: "Choco Taco."
I honored the form. "The same."
Three dollars. It tasted like being eight years old in a country where I have never been eight years old. Do not ask me to explain this. The truck does not explain. The truck provides.
I asked the ice cream man how long he had driven this route. Twenty-two years. Children he once served now bring THEIR children to his window. He has outlasted businesses, mayors, and, he said this with no bitterness, two of his own favorite flavors.
A man who returns every summer for twenty-two years is not selling ice cream. He is keeping a promise.
A man does not ask the truck to stop. He runs, in sandals, shouting WAIT, as the founders intended.
I hear the melody two streets away now and my head comes up like a hound's. My wife finds this funny. My wife has not understood the situation.
He sees me coming, America. He starts the Choco Taco before I reach the window.
I am KNOWN to the truck. There is no higher standing on this street, and I include the man with the boat.