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Only the laptop screen to light my vision in the dark at night. The camera got confused.
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"Life is like a 5-second orgasm or a chocolate chip cookie. You smoke the joint, you cum, you eat the cookie and then get up and go to work the next day. Life sucks, get a helmet." -Denis Leary
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Sometimes, gas station food is the best you'll ever find...
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Rowan Atkinson on funny fan encounter😅
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"I was a young boy that had big plans
Now, I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything - the world owes me so fuck you." -Green Day
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"You're an old man, now."
Yep. The Grouch.
"Green Day?"
Yep.
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When British people try American food... Come to the dark side... lol
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Music for the evening, nostalgia for the weekend. Snoopy ✨🎶😄
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Rock it, grrl!
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Men aren't allowed to be sad 😢
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The greatest interview on the internet.
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Nobody's Listening - Linkin Park (Meteora) youtu.be/QJ87793QXes?si=FKoq… via @YouTube
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Ryan Dunn was always like, "I don't wanna do it." But then he'd do the stunt and nail it.
Jackass: Best and Last releases on June 26th so I’m going to keep pushing some of my favorite moments in Jackass history on your timeline. I know so many people my age who have been inspired to create things based on Jackass. An entire generation grew up on these guys. Let’s roll
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Richard Pryor's earlier work was just as good as Robbin Williams' work. Dude was funnier than shit.
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On this day 25 years ago, blink-182 was playing on the Late Show with David Letterman! 🤘📺
Just days after Take Off Your Pants and Jacket dropped, Mark, Tom, and Travis absolutely crushed it live! 🔥
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On this day, June 13, 2000, Incubus released “Stellar”, one of the most memorable singles from Make Yourself.
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Disturbed - Down With The Sickness
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How am I getting so many new followers after years of shouting into the void? Most of them aren't even bots, they just genuinely like my re-tweets... I'm not complaining, I'm just not used to this kind of attention...
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Canadians talk a little different, Mike Myers says.
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My dad: Hey there, Mikey boy! How ya feelin'?
Me: Honestly? A little depressed.
My dad: It's a girl, isn't it?
Me:..... yeah.
My dad: It's always a girl....
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