Newcastle United | Stalham Town First Team Manager | Mortgage Broker | Dad | Husband | Sober since December 15th 2025
Joined April 2020
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Decent second half of the season at @StalhamTown 😮💨
We aim to carry on this form in the 26/27 with all key players retained, new players to be added with a league and cup double as the target 💪🏽🏆
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Can’t stand this prick. Bloke thinks he’s a Kardashian
Declan Rice’s reaction after losing the Champions League final…
He knows Arsenal will go again 👀
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Travis retweeted
The fact all football teams, non league and grassroots are using the EXACT same AI graphic 😭😭😂😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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The Beatles.
May 28
Who do you consider to be the most overrated British band?
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🤣
Anthony Gordon after finding out he's somehow bagged a move to Barcelona:
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Fair play to the lad. A dream for any player to represent Barcelona
Do I think he’s good enough? Do I fuck. Am I happy as pocket £80m? Absolutely
Now spend it wisely and right the wrongs from this season #NUFC
May 27
🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.
€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.
Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️
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Soon be back at it 🙌🏽
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What on earth is he thinking going to work for those clowns? The only reason is the severance package he will receive next summer, surely?
May 16
🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜
The agreement is set to be completed.
#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣
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“Not quite there yet”
“Got to bring it together and make it work”
It’s May 15th with 2 games left of the season… surely his job is to find a solution and make it work early doors, not take a whole season to prepare for the next?!
#NUFC
May 15
"We've got healthy numbers in that position" 🗣️
Eddie Howe doesn't view striker as a position that needs to be strengthened this summer.
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Anyone fancy a Friday night run around then give me a shout 🤝
May 13
Friendly Wanted
The Firsts are looking for a friendly on Friday 17th July due to a call off
If you can accommodate, get in touch ⚽️
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