i had a bowl on my head and kelly hit the top of it with a mallet

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if u don’t like them don’t follow me mwah xo: the re-up
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This boutta be Shamea and Kelli in 2 months omg

Moving into Shamea’s townhouse when your “boyfriend” Jarvis just “paid $75k” on teeth for you? #RHOA
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just found out about the whatever happened to baby jane? parody/network ad for mtv raw david lachapelle directed with "courtney love" and "madonna" and oh my god
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Sky Ferreira - I Blame Myself (2013)
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“i never said f*****” marlo hampton (ally) wearing a valentino resort 2011 gown and denying ever saying the f-word while saying the f-word, repeatedly, in ‘RHOA: season 4’
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Mia “ Steak and Lobster” Thornton #RHOP 🌸 #Bravo
Replying to @iseeumon
Day 10: Mia Thornton Mia entered the scene in season 6 after the craziness that occurred in season 5. It was a much-needed change of pace, and Mia was a breath of fresh air for the time being. Mia was introduced to us via the Grande Dame, Karen. Mia brought us her family life, her business life, and the stories she made up to keep things interesting. Mia immediately fell in love with Gizelle and found herself in a quick feud with Dr. Wendy and, later, a feud with Candiace during season 6. Also, there was a fallout with her childhood friend, Jacqueline, but they’ve made up since then. During her time on the show, Mia also had mini feuds with Karen, Ashley, and Gizelle as well. Season 9 was Mia’s final season, where eventually the things she was putting out there caught up to her. Going toe-to-toe with Gizelle, you’re either going to sink or swim, and at the season 9 reunion, Mia sank right on out the door. What are your favorite Mia moments or quotes? #RHOP 🌸 #Bravo
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Greatest housewife of them all is coming back to our screens next month!! #RHOC @TamraJudgeOC

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i hate divulging i hate sharing
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i miss u
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She’s kinda the 2020s Katy B
Rose Gray releases new single “Club To Your Arms” alongside its official music video
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blue film (2026):
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that was #different girl
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riley keough
who’s the prettiest person you’ve ever seen?
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OMG????? #RHOSLC
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#Young ho 🩵
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WE’RE SO BACKKKKKKKKKK HOLY SHIT
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toodles 4eva to this evil gretchen christine beauté cast photo 😍😍😍
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hypebeast dude on the tl just discovered phoebe philo celine and is losing his mindddd i’m crying
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Jadore 🖤
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RHOC coming back soon so this is your first and only reminder that we are going to have a ball in this bitch…NO THINK PIECES ALLOWED
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