DeFi research || @shitcoinoffice

Joined September 2019
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you remember the last fastest growing repo that was a pure mindshare play, right?
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you remember the last fastest growing repo that was a pure mindshare play, right?
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need more 🏃🏻‍♂️
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Thank you $SATO

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Eric | TFO retweeted
i think most people missed what sato is. they read "bonding curve" and pattern-matched to pump.fun: when will it bond??? it’s more than that. sato is an experiment in what bitcoin's issuance could look like, on a modern chain BITCOIN issuance: miners burn electricity, get bitcoin:native. the energy is gone, wasted energy, and the protocol gets nothing SATO issuance: buyers spend ETH on a curve, get ethereum:0x829f4b62eebe12af653b4dd4ffc480966f7d7f09. the ETH goes into the contract reserves, which would act as a buy when others sell to add that BITCOIN has no burns. every coin minted stays in circulation forever. in SATO, every sell to the curve burns supply. every round trip makes sato scarcer. put together: - minting new SATO funds the protocol's reserves, acting as buy-wall - sellers reduce the supply - the curve might never bond. it might just keep running while supply tightens and reserves grow this isn't a memecoin lifecycle, it's a bitcoin issuance model a different one than Bitcoin’s, but with the same ethos
sato has $1.12M (474 ETH) in its liquidity the current price is $0.0145, with a mcap of $1.8M i bought on the initial pump and exited. been looking for entries but never bought again. i've started buying $SATO here, the risk reward is too big to fade it can't really go much lower, as the lowest it would ever go is $0.06, and that needs all 4,500 holders to sell right, 4,500 holders. most of them are chinese. they have built its community and called it the modern 'bitcointalk' the price curve is built a way that at the bottom, it's a huge buy-wall. same as when it reaches 99%
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Keep seeing people in groups missing out on that random mooner that pops on a dead chain because they're too lazy to bridge.. @covetrade fixes this: → 1 balance → every chain → zero bridging t.me/cove_trading_bot?start=…
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It's been a crazy two weeks in the #BNB trenches. Thanks to the family in @shitcoinoffice we all printed
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Been a crazy few weeks... Thanks @cz_binance
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Eric | TFO retweeted
TSO Weekly Recap – Another productive week in the books COPE delivered the standout performance: 89.1k → 17.7M ( 199x). WOJAK ( 175x), MCGPT ( 74x), FUN ( 39x) also performed well. Key metrics: • Average: 245% Solid execution, consistent results.
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Eric | TFO retweeted
TSO Weekly Recap – Grinding through another profitable week Top call of the week: LIGHTLESS from 574k to 69.9M ( 122x) 🚀 Other heavy hitters: DARK ( 79x), FSHWHL ( 45x), PUSH ( 41x) 💪 Group stats: • Average gain: 184% We don't chase hype, we find value. Simple.
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Network = Networth
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Eric | TFO retweeted
TSO Weekly Recap – 7 days of chaos and big wins. Top call of the week: BTH from 26.2k to 21.4M ( 816x). Other heavy hitters: SPARK ( 644x), TANAKI ( 77x), BOSS ( 55x). Group stats: • Average gain: 522% The Office never sleeps. We just hunt.
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Surround yourself with people who lift you, not limit you
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I need another believe szn asap
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I see @blazingapp is hosting a insane 1k - 1M$ Challenge will be watching it closely
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Eric | TFO retweeted
14 Apr 2025
'I've never seen TG bot this fast' - Blazing enjoyer Seriously, our devs cooked; go try it out for yourself Speed is the priority
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13 Apr 2025
ah shit, here we go again

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2 Apr 2025
friends like these >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Lock in fn
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