Everyone’s a hypocrite.
Joined May 2012
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TJWS12 retweeted
12 Feb 2024
Sorry there are 26 kids in your daughter’s class and Valentines come in boxes of 24.
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TJWS12 retweeted
2 Oct 2023
Oh my GOD the #YouTubeTV playback bar has the Taylor Swift heart hands for this Chiefs v Jets game omggggggg 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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RT @hidinginab00k: My Twitter finally changed to X. This might be my last straw. What am I doing? Xing? That’s for trains.
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TJWS12 retweeted
2 Mar 2023
That's not a failed record attempt for World's Largest Omlette, that's the mess that closed I-90 east of Vantage today where a load of eggs was dumped in a single vehicle incident. While it did get eggstremely messy, we are glad to report no injuries. Thank you for your patience!
ALT Egg yoke runs along the yellow line of the left lane of highway, to the left in the median there is a pile of orange crates. There are several vehicles in the background including two semis and pick ups with trailers.
ALT Egg yoke runs across the highway, to the left in the median there is a pile of orange crates being cleared by a forklift. A large semi tow truck is loaded with the crashed semi in th ebackground.
ALT A forklift is clearing broken piles of crates from a shattered and overturned semi trailer on the grass median of the highway. A large pile of crates is beside the broken trailer and a substantial puddle of yellow egg yolk is polling against the highway shoulder.
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TJWS12 retweeted
4 Feb 2023
all my homies hate ticketmaster
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TJWS12 retweeted
3 Feb 2023
My parents saw my son randomly eating Pringles during a FaceTime call about a month ago.
Going to visit them now and my dad, without provocation, bought a massive Costco sized supply of Pringles for our 5 day trip.
Grandparents are a different breed.
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TJWS12 retweeted
24 Jan 2023
When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.
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TJWS12 retweeted
28 Dec 2022
Amazon hasn’t been to our house the last few days, I hope they’re ok.
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TJWS12 retweeted
22 Dec 2022
This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.
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TJWS12 retweeted
11 Dec 2022
Sorry to interrupt your Sunday but during the busiest month of the year your kids’ school would like them to dress up for Grinch Day, Reindeer Day, Cheer Day, Elf Day, and Polar Express Day this week.
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TJWS12 retweeted
23 Nov 2022
Good luck to everyone who has to do Thanksgiving tomorrow wearing business casual.
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TJWS12 retweeted
2 Oct 2022
I’m at a pumpkin patch with my family, is $68 a good deal for a pumpkin?
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TJWS12 retweeted
28 Sep 2022
This Daytona Beach business brought out boards used during Hurricane Dorian in 2019. Told me they want Ian to chill out
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TJWS12 retweeted
25 Sep 2022
#HurricaneIan #Hurricane #Ian #TropicalStormIan
You know shit is serious when spongebob is evacuating....
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TJWS12 retweeted
24 May 2022
Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) delivered an impassioned speech on the Senate floor Tuesday, following a school shooting in Texas that left at least 14 students dead.
“What are we doing?” he asked his colleagues. “Why are we here?”
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