I like the Dodgers and America. I love to play golf. I like fishing and gardening. Aquariums and video games are also some of the hobbies I have.
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The UFC 250 on the white house lawn was literally one of the coolest things I have ever see.
Trump could declare himself dictator for a decade, and the UFC arena stays on the lawn forever, and that would be justified.
Fucking amazing work.
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20h
Only American. At my Georgian co workers house.
USA
USA
USA
Wow. Amazing.
Ufc 250
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Jun 14
Getting ready for golf tomorrow…
It appears I have lost my Garmin GPS.
I pray it is in the lost and found.
What an expensive mistake.
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Jun 13
I bought a pack of beef jerky last week
I cannot find that. It’s gone. Where did it go.
Is my landlord breaking into my apartment and stealing my beef jerky!
Also. Bought pistachios 2 days ago. They are also gone.
Wtf is happening
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Jun 12
Jeremy Clackson really might win UK Prime Minister as the restore Britain candidate in the next decade.
Modern Day Cincinnatus.
DO IT you orangutan!
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Jun 11
My boomer mom won’t give me the recipes she has made for us our whole lives.
They are going to die with her.
Why are boomers like this?
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Jun 10
I got a new all time strangest random text.
What is their end game here?
How do I respond?
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Jun 10
Black people really enforcing that stereotype where they are fucking sub 85 IQ
Just stop. Karmelo killing that kid was indefensible. He should get the death penalty.
Black twitter is taking over my timeline, and all i know is, black people are retarded.
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Jun 10
One of the most ingrained memories of my life is, in electracy school, we had this thing where everyone brought some veggies in to make a soup.
Then Mrs. Gliessberg stirred the soup with a plastic spoon, and that spoon just disappeared, melted right in!
We all at the soup
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Jun 8
Taking to my brother in LA
They all voted for Pratt. They are all leftist who hate trump.
They all do not know a single person who like bass or ramen. (Bedsides the ramen soup, they are all eating Ramon soup because they are poor)
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Jun 8
Successfully fat shamed my buddy into stopping drinking soda.
He was drinking more than 4L of soda/monsters a day.
Has switched over to a sugar free energy packet.
He should be cutting out over 15,000 calories a week.
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Jun 7
So many people losing weight with GLP-1 drugs.
Do you think the deep state wants you be be healthy?
Shit is going to get bad!
People should be FATMAXXING to survive the coming food shortages!
They are extracting $$$ out of you, so you will get skinny and starve to death.
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Jun 7
Dodgers BIG BROTHERING the Angels..
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There is one out in the bottom of the 1st
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Jun 6
Lebron going to so many teams makes his so fun in 82-0
Shame he didn't go to the Heat a year earlier and be on the 00's as well.
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