the one with the hair | she/her | #SPFBO7 Finalist | The Song of the Ash Tree & Godforged Chronicles 📚

Joined May 2014
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taya ⚡️ fuck you, Elon retweeted
So regarding the "self-pub is worthless unless you're the lucky few" discourse. Yeah... No. Does self-pub result in any more "success stories" than traditional publishing? I don't know. Maybe not. But self-pub offers a LOT that I think some authors aren't considering. (1/15)
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🚨🚨🚨 I was fortunate enough to read this already—it’s intricate, imaginative, full of tension and mystery, and enormously engaging. You’re gonna want this!
📣 ATTENTION ATTENTION 📣 Do you want an ARC of THROUGH DREAMS SO DARK by our beloved @Angelaboord? TELL ME! DM ME! Her newest novel is launching THIS WEEK but her life is a little crazy atm (she's okay, everyone is okay, she'll explain later) so I am taking over ARC DUTY 📣
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taya ⚡️ fuck you, Elon retweeted

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Hello, are you, too, here to kick the patriarchy in the balls? Let me direct you to some key reading material.
Time for a random ~monthly reminder that I write books, & you can buy them! They feature: - stabby women - less stabby women who are still badass - kicking the patriarchy in the balls - cool animal characters - occasional dragons books2read.com/ap/xKLerR/Vir…
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First Pratchett. (I know, I know.) Thanks to @jzacharypike for the suggestion on where to start. ✨
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They look great! And next to the best shelfmate. 😍😍😍
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taya ⚡️ fuck you, Elon retweeted
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IT LIVES! Like a gryphon rising from a bloody battlefield, The Pale Kings Illustrated Hardcover kickstarter is live and climbing towards its target. We've already hit 2k within the first 2 minutes 🤘kickstarter.com/projects/ema…
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taya ⚡️ fuck you, Elon retweeted
All Graham Norton did is suggest we should listen to trans people and their parents when discussing trans issues. He specifically made it clear he didn’t want to be directly involved in the discussion. For that, he’s been hounded off Twitter by anti-trans activists.
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Thank you, Jonathan!!
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Update: I executed a perfect little maneuver known as chasing the centipede into the corner with the vacuum hose while spraying hairspray blindly and frantically. It worked. Vacuum was immediately emptied into the trash. Trash was immediately brought out.

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Someone ban Paul Hollywood from ever saying the word ‘taco’ again.

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I removed my AC units from my windows before temperatures dropped below 50°. An achievement of a lifetime. 🙌

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Hey @JustinMcElroy, I listened to the set up episode for Steeplechase, and I think you might really enjoy a book called Senlin Ascends.
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I’m still awake at midnight. Making notes in my phone. Pulling forth tiny snippets of scene and dialogue—as though they exist somewhere already. She’s happening.
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Curious fellow came all the way across the river to investigate me on the pretext of delicious things to eat in this particular bit of water.
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Now is the perfect time to ask Ryan all sorts of serious questions about writing. I, as his proofreader, will be asking him, in approximately 2 hours and 19 minutes, if he knows yet how to punctuate a compound sentence.
Well... We're off for my stag. Shit. I'm actually getting married 😳
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The girl of salt and cobwebs now has a name. So maybe she gets a story.
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I had a lot of fun with this one, friends! Don’t miss it! G. D. forgot to say there are ghosts, so it’s perfect for the spooky season, too. 👻👻👻 amazon.com/dp/B0BFT1G6W9
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