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Putting the Counting Crows Bluesfest bit to bed, Charlie needs to be as assertive as a Sicilian Nonna at the airport, Iona’s new favourite song, and why Charlie is no longer into 5ive. Get it now in the Everyone Relax feed! 5️⃣⛔️
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After a devastating loss to the Swans, Charlie enlists a fellow Saints fan @nicksplitter to unpack the twisted psychology of loving a team that finds new and bizarre ways to hurt you. Plus — the Bont, the Hawks getting theirs and are Freo and the Suns actually the same?🏉😩
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Dilruk Jayasinha is back on Wilosophy — and a lot has happened since he was last on. Pandemic, a new relationship, a breakup, and a heart attack. It’s been big. But Dil is striving to be his most authentic self and finding gratitude in what’s going right.🎙️❤️
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Old Man Media meets Millennial Media! Charlie is joined by Cheets from Type Media to get into the mess at Tullamarine, the endless pain of being a Saints supporter, Freo being the real deal, and whether the Blues can make finals.
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We’re back — but did we even leave? That’s show biz baby! This week it’s the small topics: the purpose of life, distractibility in crisis, and finding hope in gardening and cooking. PLUS round one of the Crack That Pack Grand Prix is HERE !🍪🎙️
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The fourth episode of the Paul Verhoeven trilogy — go figure! Charlie and Guy dig into two of his most derided films: the voyeuristic chaos and invisible dongs of Hollow Man, and the glitzy absurdity of Showgirls. Hidden genius, societal predictions, and plenty of sleaze. 🎬😈
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A special one this week — a live recording from Cheerful Earful at the end of 2025! We get into 1 star reviews, Magic Mike, creaky knees, and Wil’s funeral plans. New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 🎙️🎭
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Charlie and Guy tackle one of Verhoeven’s most misunderstood films — and it might just be his best aged. Starship Troopers: beautiful-but-bland Hollywood actors, gleeful slaughter, and full blown fascism. Do you want to know more? Out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 🪲🎬
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Does AFL need to take a leaf out of WWE’s book? Charlie and Rove think so! The Dockers fan weighs in on what success actually looks like, the Giants dismantle the Lions in real time, and Geelong keep doing Geelong things. New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 🏉
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The mailbag is back open! This week — boys weekends, whether Charlie watches Wil’s standup and vice versa, improv vs regular shows, which biscuit Wil and Charlie are, and most importantly, selecting a Comedians XI to represent Australia in cricket. 📬🎙️
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Guy and Charlie are back for round two of the Verhoeven retrospective — Total Recall! It’s Phillip K Dick but with one-liners and triple breasted honeys, and Verhoeven proving once again that middle-aged bald men make the most terrifying villains! 🚀🧠
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Freo flag contenders or self-saboteurs? Charlie and Josh Garlepp find out. Plus AI at the AFL and hating the English cricket team. Everyone Relax feed! 🏉
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Comedy royalty is in the house! Denise Scott joins Wil for a candid conversation about life, cancer, and her return to stand-up in 2026. One of the greats — don’t miss this one. New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 🎙️❤️
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The inbox is overflowing so we’re getting stuck in! Today it’s lyric breakdowns, Wil’s rendition of Ice Ice Baby, and the very important question — could Charlie and Wil actually win a reality show? New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 📬🎙️
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Charlie and @RobertGuyDavis are back in the store and this time they’re blowing the dust off the work of legendary Dutch madman Paul Verhoeven — because have you SEEN the state of the world?! He predicted all of it. New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed!🤖🎬
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Today on TOFOP, a woman brewed a mystery hot drink mid-flight and Charlie needs answers. Then it’s hotel buffet heartbreak, and Wil and Charlie are considering shaking up Crack That Pack. New episode out now in the TOFOP feed! 🧙‍♀️☕
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Chaos reigns! Charlie is joined by Dom Fay from the Brisbane Lions podcast Roar Deal — and they get into whiteboard gate origins, Carlton’s never-ending coaching carousel, and the very serious question of whether the Bombers just need more blokes with long sleeves and tattoos.
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This week on Everyone Relax — letters, legacy, high school reunions, getting older, and the hard-hitting question: can AI do comedy? It might end with Wil co-hosting with a toaster. New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 🍞🎙️
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⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️: This episode features a Hawthorn supporter recounting their team’s sickening amount of success in the modern era. Also, is the AFL having their worst year ever? New 2 Guys 1 Cup in the Everyone Relax feed now!
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