The fact that Israel internally publishes a guide to escape war crimes prosecution is amusing enough. Let me share below some excerpts which are even more hilarious 🤣 🧵

I believe god gave me a piece of land but I draw a line at it being flat

🚨 IMPORTANT🧵OF RECEIPTS! Najat Abdi / Abdullahi (@theafroaussie, @oneafroaussie), a known scammer who was exposed, years ago, for stealing the work of Indigenous and POC photographers, recently opened a fundraising campaign for @moebari97 from Gaza, who tried to raise donations for his sick mother's surgery, treatment, and accommodation abroad. After Najat made a few small transfers, she stopped sending the donations, gaslighted Mahmoud, lied and insulted him, and ran off with the money. This thread contains screenshots from Najat's WhatsApp conversation with Mahmoud. Read it all. It's astonishingly evil. I thank Mahmoud for daring to speak out and for keeping the receipts. Please support him, stop normalizing infiltrators and scammers, and stop treating the exploitation and abuse of Palestinians in Gaza as "personal drama". Najat and her likes are just another Zionist tool of genocide. Silence is complicity.

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‼️Very important‼️ I have been patient for so long but I'm fed up now & I need everyone's help. I spoke kindly to @umaymohamed & advised her using Quran verses & hadith but she did not stop. She insulted & hurt several people from Gaza including pregnant woman @AserSewar2 & 2 teenagers whose mothers have cancer @yosuf0598602747 & @toot3577088 & a Palestinian man with brain cancer @AbedA40376 in the midst of genocide. Moreover, her crazy friend @SuprSavageFacts (& his psychopathic gang) who is a white American neonazi man has made several accounts sexually harrassing me & making up crazy shit about me & stalking me. I swear I have had enough. Please help me because this has gone on for MONTHS now & I do not have energy for any of this shit. What do they want from me? I did not even provoke them or do anything to them??? Leave me alone. I'm crying and I urge you all to help me. This has drained me & made me unable to share fundraisers or do anything useful. 😢

Warning: your child is about to learn about Maori history - New Zealand

I understand the culture stealing now

Stolen homes? I see

I’m not watching the fifa world cup. It’s antisemitic. There are 14 Muslim majority countries in the tournament, and 27 Christian. While the only Jewish state in the world isn’t.

Since I began monitoring Elon Musk's pet demagogue, not a day has gone by without him posting at least one fabrication. In the below, Gad Saad claims to be reposting a video of a Muslim immigrant urinating on pork products in a Dutch supermarket. The video is in fact a 2023 prank video by Dutch creator Danny Derix (stage name "Buurtwacht"). Derix is neither a Muslim nor an immigrant, did not urinate, and the claims made about the video have been debunked by multiple news organisations and indeed by Derix himself. I've included a link to a Reuters article about the video in the comments. Either Saad has yet to master the most basic research skills, or he is an exceptionally gullible conspiracy theorist, or he is knowingly posting fabrications on a daily basis. At least one of these statements must be true. His latest book would lead one to conclude all three are valid interpretations. Saad, who has a unique understanding of Islam and Muslims because he lived in Lebanon until the ripe old age of ten, uses this video to bolster his oft-repeated absurdity that there is no and can be no variation in Islam or distinctions within the faith. In Saad's fantasy world ISIS is the only authentic version of Islam. More importantly, unless Israel's genocidal apartheid rape regime continues to enjoy unconditional support, the West will be overrun by Islam, Western civilization will collapse, and everyone dies.

“To everyone who thinks Israeli Jews are white colonizers,, you’re wrong, some of them are from latin america. Thought you might want to know”

Barak Ravid is a literal Mossad

I didn’t imagine there’d be a weaker US president than Biden, but Trump is the weakest US president ever

“civilians”

Israel has killed 38,000 women and girls in two years between Oct 2023 and Dec 2025 reported by @UN_Women