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The monsoon clouds are best friends and family.
ते घन इष्ट मित्र असतात.
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Q: Which bird can walk, swim and fly?
Ans:
In english: अ) duck
In Marathi: ब) duck
Quality of answer: क) duck
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*Wife texts me when I'm out with friends*
Wife: Tu ajun ghari ka nahi Alas?
Me: Karan Alas ha maansacha shatru ahe.
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The number of ducks with a positive attitude increases a lot after monsoon.
That is because during Ganeshotsav, maharashtrians prepare an abundance of |duck|
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During the 10 days of Ganpati, mathematicians don't just refrain from eating nonveg, but they are also always positive
Thats because they only eat |duck|
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Jun 14
Majority of my family lives in the east part of the city.
ते माझे आप्ते east आहेत
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Jun 13
Friend: I will make Divya suffer.
His Mom: संद्याकाळी असं अभद्र नाही बोलायचं .
Friend: बरं संध्याकाळ झाली आहे ना, mi Divyachi waat lavto.
His Mom: Ok.
Thus, typing Marathi in English causes confusion.
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Jun 11
पाप
महा पाप
शेजारहून घरी आलेला खाऊ ने भरलेला डबा परत करताना त्याच्यात काही न भरता परत देणे
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Jun 11
A watch contractor has 2 jobs for the year.
1) To build a mall in the East direction
2) Wash Twenty clothes.
He's not doing the second task till the first task is completed
Coz: घडी - पेहेल East Mall करें फीर वीस wash करें.
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Jun 11
My Uncle keeps pulling at the Business Development side to his portfolio in every company he has been in.
माझ्या काकांना BD ओढायची सवय आहे .
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Jun 11
Khans have huge storages.
म्हणूनच आम्ही carpentar ला सांगून आमच्या कपाटात 6 Khan करून घेतले.
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Jun 11
Situations where I feel Marathi is better than Hindi:
वस्तू बुडली कि बुडबुडे येतात
पण
वस्तू 'डूबली' कि डूबडूबे येत नाही
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Jun 11
Why do some Indian Trains have names that sound like they are from a far away region?
कारण त्यांचा प्रवास आपल्याला खूप Duranto.
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Jun 10
Why are mothers of the kids named Chester always funny?
कारण ते खूप चेष्टा करतात
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Jun 10
Why do the far travelling Rajdhanis have a different name?
कारण त्यांचा प्रवास आपल्याला खूप Duranto.
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Jun 10
My Maharashtrian friend अनुजा is a huge Chennai Super Kings fan and is getting married to a guy from Bengaluru.
While translating the पत्रिका, google turned 'चि. सौ. कां.' to CSK.
Thala for a reason 🙏
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Jun 10
Maria Sharapova: What should I wear for this function in Mumbai? साडी नेसू का?
Me: तुझ्यासाठी परकर पोलकं आणलं आहे ना, tennis.
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