It’s time to clean the Reflecting Pool.

Guys I’m not suicidal by the way

honestly i’m cheering for the algae at this point

It was always going to be a dog who convinced white people that cops are evil, RIP Jameson and if I see anything else about this I’m going to go John Wick

BREAKING: Eric Trump just blocked me after reporting on the allegations of him seeking insider info about the MMA fights last night. What are you hiding from @EricTrump ?

The reaction says it all ❤️ Rincones Jr.'s family watches his first MLB home run leave the yard.

Times like this I wish the Fox News version of Zohran Mamdani was real because he would issue a fatwa on those cops on behalf of the Knicks fan dog.

yall don’t think it’s WEIRD , that CPS will potentially take your kids if you’re struggling (unable to feed them , clothe them , pay for necessary medicines , etc.) 🤔 and then once your kids are taken , they put them in a home with another family , and then give THEM money every month to take care of your kids ?? is that not a fucked up system ?!

Trump surrendered to Iran, and now you're going to pay to rebuild them. Had enough yet?

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people. Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

Michelle Obama isn’t in the Epstein Files. Just sayin.

yet you're cool with Christians being criminals, pedophiles and everything else. MLB must've hurt your vagina really bad. 👇👇👇👇

He’s probably gonna be accused of something

When the public is surging in vitamin overdoes, you know you've failed as a Health and Human Services secretary. VITAMIN OVERDOSES.

Hahahahah

When I was 23, my plan was to go to New York and do standup. I arrived in New York and was so terrified by the clubs and the comics. The rooms were really small and people were smoking and the comics were very New York. Larry David was there. Then I moved to LA, and you don't just go back home right away because you don't have any money left. I was trying to do standup. I got homesick after six months. I called my dad and said, I don't know what to do. I don't really want to go home and I got just enough money for the first and the last month's rent for this shitty apartment. I thought he was going to say, come home. He said, Kev, stay out there and give it a try. I forever thanked him for that.

Why do these Republicans keep raping children?

This is the most important image of the 21st century to date. Study it. Never forgive. Never forget.

Stop saying it’s beneath the dignity of the White House. There is absolutely no dignity in this White House.