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twotex @TW0TEX
Joined June 2022
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twotex@TW0TEX
Jan 3
Gomen, Amani.
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I WENT TO THE ASAP ROCKY CONCERT AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOWSY TSHIRT
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Hit with a spat of pure unfiltered rage at work today. Ripped the lid off my vitacoco. Absolutely unoptimal.
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twotex@TW0TEX
Jun 15
Job secured I can go public again
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twotex@TW0TEX
Jun 14
Just a little bit of storage on this PC
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twotex@TW0TEX
Jun 14
I love him so much
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Frey@saymynamenomore
Jun 11
on my way back from work
Frey@saymynamenomore
Jun 11
on my way to work
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emory / comms open 🐠@gummygoby
Jun 10
(thinking really hard) i call this one… β€œlet’s be cute with spongebob” (2026)
bug girlfriend@lo_saturna1ia
Jun 2
perturbed by that little bug thing
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YESTERDAY WAS BHERI'S BIRTHDAY BTW !!!!!!!
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Tiffany Fong
@TiffanyFong
Jun 10
the new world order
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@ChrissGPT
Jun 9
the new world order
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sometimes when i'm bored i dip my totodile in lava and he scream loud as fuuuuuuckk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
ypoomav@vamoopyALT
Jun 9
i genuinely dont know what i thought was going to happen im sorry totodile
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twotex@TW0TEX
Jun 10
This and coconut water and zero calorie energy drinks is my slop for the next few months
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I am going to get a smaller waist even if it costs me everything
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Mowl
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My work provides free vita coco I don’t think it gets much better than this
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joey@devilmaycunt
Jun 9
yanked this one straight out the ground couple minutes ago
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dakota@im2hai
Jun 7
i get high and start acting like butters from south park
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Funemployment ends today
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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_
Jun 7
Why would i want that
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angeld23@angeld23_
Jun 7
Backrooms 4K Movie Download
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I somehow managed to get the dj to play smokedope last night
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