Yeah, we’re definitely outside the box now, huh? 👀 You always have to know if the juice is worth the squeeze 🍊 It’s like a gift. It’s like I can’t control it.
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waking up early and horny is the hump day way
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At the WH physical fitness event today, Trump takes the kids outside to demonstrate his athletic ability with a little putting display. He misses every putt before giving up.
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Ricardo ShillyShally retweeted
Do leather pants goes well with red bottoms?
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Ricardo ShillyShally retweeted
Apr 23
Players when they see that Cleveland area code pop up on their phone tonight
#NFLDraftDay
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Ricardo ShillyShally retweeted
“You can’t lift anything over 5 pounds.”
“Then how am I supposed to piss?”
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Apr 13
The air in Austin right now feels like Houston and Miami are having a ménage à trois with a moist velour track suit inside a Sumatran jungle
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Apr 13
This one is gonna be hilarious to me until the day they call my time of death
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Ricardo ShillyShally retweeted
Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven
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Ricardo ShillyShally retweeted
Apr 10
when you asked the doordasher to leave it at the door but they knock instead
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Ricardo ShillyShally retweeted
To every MAGA I ever was mean to, I’m so sorry.
I was simply not mean enough.
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Marco Rubio: 'The people who run Iran are religious fanatics'
Meanwhile in the US:
Apr 1
Paula White compares Trump to Jesus during event with faith leaders: "You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It's a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us. Because of His resurrection, you rose up."
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Ricardo ShillyShally retweeted
Mar 29
Besides being the most dishonest and incompetent president in US history, Trump is INSANE. 😳👇
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Good for the lamb 😂😂😂
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After all these years of mutton bustin, the sheep are fighting back
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Ricardo ShillyShally retweeted
Mar 13
tell your cat i said what up big gangsta
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