i guess this is my backup account now @bansheecooper
Joined May 2023
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16 Nov 2024
so apparently if you drink too much then NHS therapy will just assume that's the root cause of all your problems and discharge you??? that's so stupid cause now I'm just gonna lie lmao
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15 Nov 2024
don't use knives after drinking I just cut halfway through my thumb 😭😭
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bethany retweeted
14 Nov 2024
The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.
They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.
The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
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bethany retweeted
14 Nov 2024
It's funny how much I'm not switching to the objectively better website because it's 'kinda reddit still.'
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bethany retweeted
11 Nov 2024
5 Nov 2024
when did you realise you may be watching the greatest show of all time?
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12 Nov 2024
the woke mob doesn't want you to know you can just get on a bus and go somewhere. like you can just go. anywhere. Yoker even
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bethany retweeted
8 Nov 2024
you know i am a dramatic yapper so this is canon as we are restarting the thread
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8 Nov 2024
THE GOVERNMENT GAVE ME MONEY now I will go spend it on skincare products and food
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7 Nov 2024
job applications are like the friend who's way more into the relationship than you are. like girl im just here cause i have to be don't make this more difficult on yourself.
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7 Nov 2024
why is bluesky so boring though how am I supposed to move over there
7 Nov 2024
considering deactivating
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7 Nov 2024
It feels like an entire app full of everyone's alt accounts where they post their less interesting tweets
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