CEO of #NeverStopNotGivingUp. Ex-EPL footballer. Played for 20 clubs. Motivational speaker. Pundit. Motoring journalist. Head coach @StreathamRovers.
Joined March 2017
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19 Nov 2020
Copies of my autobiography GOLDEN EGGS are still available and taking up space in the spare room. Perfect christmas gift for a football fan or even a businessman or entrepreneur. x.com/StreathamRovers/statusβ¦
Got a special treat for you here. As some of you will know, the gaffa @TaffGoose is re-publishing a fully revised edition of his self-published autobiography Golden Eggs: My Struggle To Rationalise Non-League Football and here we have an exclusive sample chapter! #UpTheGreyhounds
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Just applauded so much I nearly dropped my phone down the toilet. What a genuine #ATouchOfClass π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π
π Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!
We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.
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I donβt know who this bloke is, but he looks like heβs stepped straight out of a different era.
The tracksuit. The absence of tie. The moustache. The confidence.
A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class. ππβπ¬π§πβ€οΈπ
6 Mar 2024
Love this photo. In my futsal sessions I play a different boy 1v1 every week. Me and my opponent stand for the #ChampionsLeague anthem before the match. It teaches them #respect - for their opponent but most importantly for themselves too. Then we go at it. Mano a mano πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
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You wouldn't let a dog suffer like Win the dog is going to suffer when Arteta gets back to London
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Great brand synergy πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ #MondayMotivation
We are delighted to announce a multi-season sponsorship deal with Cernunnos Life Sciences.
Cernunnos specialise in sports science and are currently conducting valuable research into the impact of repeated heading of the ball, something which promises to benefit our entire sport.
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You wouldn't let a dog suffer like Southampton are suffering right now. Matt Le Tissier must be turning in his grave.
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Liam Rosenior's reign at Chelsea has been like a dog with terminal cancer that's been in a serious traffic accident (not the driver's fault). You simply wouldn't let a dog suffer like that.
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I'd love to see the look on Hitler's face right now
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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE retweeted
Apr 11
π¨ | BREAKING: Maximum Displeasure, a 4 year old Roger Boyle-trained racehorse, has been euthanised by his owner even before the Grand National starts as he, "did not look sufficiently motivated during lunch."
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Can't sit down and enjoy a Japanese international football performance without thinking about what they did to the British POW's during the war. You wouldn't force a dog to build a railway like that.
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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE retweeted
During tomorrow's league game we will be partnering with the Campaign Against Social Media Abuse & Cyberbullying to raise awareness by playing with a special one-off match ball that features just two of the many insults we have received on social media. #LetsStopTheOnlineHate
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You wouldn't let a dog suffer the way motorists suffer in London nowadays. I pay my road tax yet somehow it's ME who's to blame if I hit a child???
No one should die on Londonβs roads.
Thatβs why Iβm looking into how we can make our streets safer.
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Crucial away goals for most of the English sides in the Champions League πͺπͺπͺπͺ
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#MondayMotivation πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
Also just want to emphasise this was my idea π
Official social media channels have overlooked that but it was all me
Obviously someone else did the paper mashy and tissue paper and painting and sourced the pink carpet but the IDEA was mine π
In just under 20minutes the players will emerge from our newly redecorated tunnel for the first time ever. Designed to #TurboMotivate our squad by recreating a mother's vagina during the childbirth process to reignite long-forgotten emotions such as love, terror and desire. #SRFC
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Disappointing. Lack of #positive mental attitude. Had an opportunity to show some true #NeverStopNotGivingUp spirit and respond to the Americans killing hundreds of people where it really matters: on the pitch.
Mar 1
Iran withdraws from FIFA World Cup per Iranian media reports
Community note
Iranβs withdrawal from the 2026 World Cup has not been finalized yet. Thereβs only been reports of threats to withdraw amidst the current US-Israeli strikes
ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/world-cupβ¦
talksport.com/world-cup/4015β¦
dailymail.co.uk/sport/footballβ¦
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If the Queen was still alive she'd die of shock. Her heart would literally explode. What a disgrace. This deserves a thumbs down π
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You wouldn't let a dog suffer like the Queen would be if she was still alive.
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Any kids watching this THIS is what you need to do. Get the biggest punching bag you can and drill it into your bedroom ceiling. Get rid of your bed. Get yourself a small ball (size 2 MAXIMUM) and do this for 6-8 hours a day. Threaten to runaway if your mum complains πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
Feb 16
Berbatov showing how to train at home with a small ball.
Working consistently on the basics will bring you so much value.
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If you can't afford a punching bag just get yourself a couple of large bin bags. Go to the butchers and ask if they've got any offcuts or unsold offal round the back and stick it in the DOUBLED UP bags. Tie it VERY TIGHT. Attach it to a coat hanger and drill it into the ceiling.
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