Been off of Twitter for about 5 years. Mainly here to keep myself updated with Sports and News, may have a take here and there. Go dawgs.
Joined August 2020
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28 Nov 2025
Breaking news: Dana White is a mayonnaise bottle. Thank you for your time.
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3 Nov 2025
Normal Sunday night ripping rum and cokes at the hotel bar across the street, nothing happened earlier today to spark this. Thank you for your time.
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18 Sep 2025
This Tigers skid has unfortunately sent me down the path of visiting ever rope store near me. Thank you for your time.
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6 Sep 2025
All class from the GOAT.
6 Sep 2025
Additional clarity for those who care:
1. No one told me to post this.
2. The 4 total commercials tomorrow will be :15 seconds and in a double box, in between plays. *none* during the Witching Hour.
3. Adding commercials was not a @Disney @espn decision.
4. Opening catch phrase will change - (you & I will have to get used to it together.)
5. Sending you this info because if roles were reversed, I would want *you* to tell *me*.
Thanks. Love you guys!
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15 Aug 2025
God bless America and no place else. Thank you for your time.
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24 Jul 2025
Did Ke$ha ever get paid out from Tik Tok for infringement? Something to think about. Thank you for your time.
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7 Jul 2025
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16 Jun 2025
I’m thrilled to be returning to the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. This event means the world to me. It’s a cherished tradition, a celebration of American culture, and a huge part of my life. (1/3)
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17 May 2025
Was planning on having a relaxing morning watching the PGA Championship. Weather hits and now I’m staring down a breakfast sandwich and a bottle of crown. I blame Mother Nature for any bad decisions made today. Thank you for your time.
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23 Dec 2024
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16 Dec 2024
S/O Bernie S and Brian W. Good people. Thank you for your time.
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7 Dec 2024
Double question ref. I don’t trust him. Thank you for your time.
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6 Dec 2024
S/O Windell Middlebrooks. RIP. Enjoying some Miler High Life’s after that pesky ass win by the Detroit Lions. #MCDC Thank you for your time.
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23 Nov 2024
Absolutely absurd the amount of Detroit Lions fans in Indianapolis. Come in your trap, take over your trap. #GRIT
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Dishboy Donnie retweeted
3 Nov 2024
Tough week to be a Yankees fan
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11 Oct 2024
Hand up, had a few too many last night. Thank you for your time.
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