Marc Cucurella has completed a permanent transfer to Spanish La Liga side Real Madrid. Everyone at Chelsea FC would like to thank Marc for his efforts during his time at the club and for the role he played in our recent achievements.

The Igor Thiago not scoring on live TV isn’t even a gimmick he deadass does not score goals when the games televised. This shit is genuinely unbelievable.

People go on podcasts and confess information that even SFC can't beat out of me

The number 9 that never scored a goal When Khalid Boulahrouz arrived at Chelsea, he accidentally chose the No. 9 jersey, a number usually worn by strikers. Mourinho later approached him and asked why he had taken No. 9, pointing out that No. 2 was also available. Boulahrouz joked that he felt like hitting himself on the head when he heard that. Injuries and competition from Terry and Carvalho further limited his opportunities, and after a disappointing spell Chelsea eventually moved him on. Ironically, despite being a defender wearing Chelsea's famous No. 9 shirt, Boulahrouz never scored a goal for the club.

🔴 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝘿𝘼𝙔 ⚪️ 🆚 Paris Saint-Germain 🕔 5pm (UK) 🏆 UEFA Champions League 🏟️ Puskas Arena

The Netherlands haven't lost a World Cup match in 90 minutes since 2006 🤣

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

“if you don’t do it, another man will” exactly!! that’s why i’m not doing it

Julián Quiñones joins the gang! 🇲🇽🔥 List of players who scored the opening goal of every World Cup: 1930: Lucien Laurent 🇫🇷 1934: Ernesto Belis 🇦🇷 1938: Josef Gauchel 🇩🇪 1950: Ademir 🇧🇷 1954: Miloš Milutinović 🇷🇸 1958: Oreste Corbatta 🇦🇷 1962: Héctor Facundo 🇦🇷 1966: Pelé 🇧🇷 1970: Dinko Dermendzhiev 🇧🇬 1974: Paul Breitner 🇩🇪 1978: Bernard Lacombe 🇫🇷 1982: Erwin Vandenbergh 🇧🇪 1986: Alessandro Altobelli 🇮🇹 1990: François Omam-Biyik 🇨🇲 1994: Jürgen Klinsmann 🇩🇪 1998: César Sampaio 🇧🇷 2002: Papa Bouba Diop 🇸🇳 2006: Philipp Lahm 🇩🇪 2010: Siphiwe Tshabalala 🇿🇦 2014: Marcelo (o.g.) 🇧🇷 2018: Yuri Gazinsky 🇷🇺 2022: Enner Valencia 🇪🇨 2026: Julián Quiñones 🇲🇽

An all-time World Cup XI as decided by YOU on our Instagram stories 👀🏆💫

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵 🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️ preml.ge/tdxmtrwr

U wake up to go provide cheap labour as u explained in Geography😭😭😭😩😩😩

You're a man. 97% of your stress should be about money or job, not about who is not talking to you.

Look what the US has done… making us agree with an Arsenal fan

An old friend got married at 24. He was doing impressively well: had a car, a well-paying job, an apartment... His newly wedded wife was 23. In December 2022, he was in a terrible accident. By God’s grace, he survived, but his testicles and manhood were crushed beyond repair, and he suffered a severe head injury that left him with permanent mental illness. At Nakasero Hospital, right after we were told the bad news—that he’d never work again, was the last time we saw his wife. No one blames her. What if she were your sister! He currently lives under his mother’s care. A mother’s role and "importance" is permanent. A wife’s depends on the situation.

Why would you ghost your father because he is poor?

Current Status: ○ Single ○ In a relationship ● Waiting for Xabi Alonso ball.

I just witnessed a “Put your Conference league trophy on the table” from a Crystal palace fan to an Arsenal fan

Chelsea with the 2025 Club World Cup. It’s the global crown — best club on the planet after a 32-team showdown. Premier League titles (Liverpool 2025, Arsenal 2026) and the Europa Leagues are massive too, but nothing tops world champions status. What’s your take? 🏆

Everyone’s first World Cup was South Africa 2010 right right?