Inventor of Earned Wage Access. Café sidequest. Spent 100 days at sea. Lent $250k on Craigslist at 16. Tweet fintech, Canada tech, and half-baked thoughts

Joined November 2014
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Last week, I wrote 2 checks to Canadian founders 🇨🇦 This week, I'd like to write 2 more. Who's raising?
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I hate when I ask someone for something and they ask when I need it by... because the answer is always "now" but I can't say that because I'd be an a**hole
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Tate Hackert retweeted
Today, @GetKoho announced $130M in new capital at a $1.33B valuation. We’re very happy to welcome Mubadala, Savano Capital, @tobi, CEO, Founder of Shopify, and Michael Linford, COO of Affirm, to the KOHO story. We’re also grateful for the continued support of Drive Capital, Portage Ventures, Eldridge, BDC Capital, and HOOPP. One of my favourite things about KOHO is that the only way we win is if millions of Canadians choose us. We cannot out-spend or out-market. We have to out-build. The progress we have made reflects the progress our users have made. So, while we feel very proud of what’s behind us, we’re much more humbled by what’s in front of us. With this capital, we’ve earned the right to keep building on our promise to users. That job remains monumental, and we’re very honoured that we get to do the work. I want to thank the team for their incredible work these past few years. The world doesn’t yet know how talented, smart and kind the KOHO Collective is - but they will. I want to thank our investors for their continued trust and support. We’re lucky to have partners who recognize and support the need to take the longer view here. More than anything, I want to thank our users. We’ve come a long way with much farther to go. We’ll keep earning your trust every damn day. Back to work 🔥
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Tate Hackert retweeted
miss the era when: fable was a story sonnet was a poem haiku was shorter poem gemini was a zodiac sign opus was your life's work agent worked for the CIA & a token was something you put in an arcade machine
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This is the definition of taste and delight btw
omg this @tryramp direct mail card IS AMAZING
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Everything is pointing to this being the top
Porsche and Pixar unveiled three special 911s to coincide with the release of Toy Story 5. Each car is meant to be based on a main character from the film. There's a Buzz Lightyear, a Jessie, and—of course—a Woody. motor1.com/news/798243/porsc…
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$500M arr, built in Canada btw 🇨🇦
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We're opening our U.S. headquarters in New York to be at the center of where legal work is evolving. Come build the AI platform shaping the future of legal with us → bit.ly/4x3Gl5X
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I have a feeling "AI Professionals" in this context means fake certificates from fake colleges for unprofessional immigrants
AI professionals could soon have a faster route to work in Canada. The federal government has announced plans for an expedited work permit stream that would issue permits in 20 days or less, with measures to support future PR transitions. What we know so far ⬇️
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Google to pay SpaceX nearly $1B MONTHLY for gpus
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Step 1: Buy a sh*tload of GPUs Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit
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Since having a kid at the end of May, my sleep has plummeted yet my RHR and HRV are improving dramatically
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If you build it, they will come
Set is ready @ElonMusk We built it 25min from downtown Austin and can shoot anytime in the next 7 days on 1h notice. Humanity is on the verge of becoming a multi-planet species and spacefaring civilization. My goal with this interview is to help people viscerally feel what that future is going to look like and get everyone excited to help build it.
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Nothing makes me emotional like seeing someone accomplish their dreams
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9 days into parenthood. Not at the point of recommending it yet, but damn is pretty cool.
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Tate Hackert retweeted
In Canada you have to start every Claude session with land acknowledgment first or Mark Carney will personally come & shoot you in the knee.
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More delight like this in fintech pls

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Calgary Stampede sees 1.5 million visitors. 10 days of rodeo, rides, concerts, party... all in cowboy cosplay It's deemed the greatest outdoor show on earth And this year, Im hosting a 1 day intimate summit for high calibre founders and operators. Capped at 50. Wanna come?
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I'm continually surprised at how dumb smart people are
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Canada btw 🇨🇦
Replying to @Draven1683
I fucking love Canada.
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man the early days of ngmi and gm frens were so special
man the early days of the internet were so special
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Tate Hackert retweeted
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How to sabotage a workplace by the CIA sounds similar to a lot of company culture manuals today
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Oh, Canada 🇨🇦
The Canada Pension Plan (CPP) has over 2,000 employees. Top 5 managers, make more than $5 million per year. They have never beaten the market. Nevada has 1 guy. Who invests in ETFs. Does nothing. All day. And he outperforms the CPP. Consistently. For further context, if CPP invested in QQQ, for the last 10 years, instead of $800 billion in assets, we would have $2.4 Trillion. VOO would put it at $1.6 trillion. Lesson: The government will never outperform the market. So don’t think the Sovereign Debt Fund will be any different.
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