I do stuff to food. awesome stuff.
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Patrick gruner retweeted
Feb 21
I would do cocaine.
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Feb 22
Revisiting some 90βs pop rock. Top 3
Third Eye Blind (first album)
Stroke 9 (first album)
REM (Monster)
Whatβs yours?
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What are yβall giving out for Halloween treats this year? π π»π«π¬π
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31 Oct 2025
Iβm a sucker for basic entertainment movies. Fast/furious, expendables, transporter, etc etc. this being said just watched the latest Jurassic movie. Please. Stop. I thought the last Chris Pratt ones were poop but this was just terrible
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Patrick gruner retweeted
15 Oct 2025
Still the greatest commercial ever filmed.
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17 Oct 2025
I fucking canβt stop laughing ππ
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10 Oct 2025
If I asked you to come over for breakfast on Xmas day even if ou have plans, would you? I make the same every year. Canned cinnamon rolls (w the orange icing) scrapple, eggs, hash browns, and spiked coffee. Except no more booze so just coffee.
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10 Oct 2025
Well since fuckface-in-charge isnβt dodging the Epstein files, letβs see if heβll get a basic test to see how much acetaminophen is in his system. Heβs afraid JFKJr might be right π
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Patrick gruner retweeted
24 Sep 2025
I bet a Starbucks employee made this
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Patrick gruner retweeted
20 Sep 2025
Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Kimmel prove America is brokenβ¦
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6 Sep 2025
I have to be at work in 6 hours and Iβm just over here on a 50mg gummy listening to Tori Amos: Boys for Pele from start to finish.
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3 Sep 2025
Some comic book movies I really like that couldβve been better in no particular order:
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Shadow, The Phantom, The Spirit, Punisher (2004)
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Patrick gruner retweeted
29 Aug 2025
If you are struggling and having thoughts of suicide, remember that there is hope. There is help. Make it through the darkness. Call 988 or text TALK to 741741.
@afspnational #NeverGiveUp @988Lifeline
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10 Aug 2025
Shut up.
9 Aug 2025
If Trump said oxygen was amazing, the Left would suffocate themselves.
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Patrick gruner retweeted
8 Aug 2025
how it feels to be called girl by a bad bitch
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10 Aug 2025
Thank you @JohnLeguizamo for being the fantastic man that you are. Thank you for sharing love all the time in a time so fucked. π€π½ππ½
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