You cannnot carry your hair like this in Nigerian universities anymore, they'll say you look unkempt. We regressed so badly.

It might be unbelievable if I say the NA has been experimenting with Kamikaze UAVs since 2020. I did the training alongside Chadian troops in Maiduguri. As at that time and due to cost, we couldn’t do full kamikaze but we were attaching IEDs in pet bottles to Phantom 4 and dropping them with the aid of a dropping mechanism. Gen Archibong was the brain behind it then. It is just unfortunate that the idea wasn’t upscaled. We would have gone full kamikaze before the Russian-Ukraine war.

Holy fucking shit man

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Them go see politician kids with stolen funds living lavish lifestyles, them go conclude say money dey naija and e go reach their turn 😂

There’s a name for that but I can’t quite remember

Not sure you can get a house in Ikoyi for 400m. At most a small flat. That’s how broken the system is.

I never put mouth for your matter since you don carry your matter come here. Desist from this kind comment towards my player if you no want make God punish you

Leaving with those towels is diabolical. Everybody and their side chicks wiped their asses with them. 😭✋🏾

If you hit one very big bag in your 20s as a guy, please stay grounded. Life is very long and you’re still at point A.

Crude oil is currently trading between $73 and $79 per barrel. The same price range at which we were buying PMS at just N900 per litre. Can anyone explain why we are still paying N1,360 per litre for fuel? If you are quick to raise prices whenever the market goes up, you should not hesitate to reduce them when it comes down.

Condemning xenophobia isn’t politics. It’s basic human decency. Unity starts with treating humans like fellow humans. Come on, CZECHIA 🙌🙌🙌

TikTok is just a mad place Someone said he’s a sex addict and he has sex 4 times a day People were in the comments saying that 4 times a day isn’t addiction 😩😭 That he should be serious 😂😂

Had breakfast with some Haitians this morning and they were shocked by how much I knew about Haiti lol. We talked about Barbecue (Not the meat but the gang leader of Haiti lol), the civil war, the politics, the chaos etc and its interesting that I didn’t learn any of these from books, but from years of spending 4–5 hours on YouTube every weekend. Shout out to YouTubers like Drew Binsky, Tayo Aina and co who really make us travel the world from our TV screens.

Yeah you fucking think

If i came back from down 3-1 against a 73-9 team, you would never head the end of it

I need my friends to be this proactive 😭

I love the rivalry between us and Ghana. It’s all love here, unlike a certain country that would’ve mobbed him.

Next year I’m going to raise $10m and that money will be deployed in its entirety towards purchasing 2028 puts across the US stock market. Could be wrong of course but I think I’ll make a lot of money

The stadium roof is closed and the air conditioning is on, so please tell me why there’s a need for hydration break???????! I’m afraid this nonsense Americanization of football is going to be normalized going forward.