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#BREAKING: For the first time ever in history the City of New Orleans has greased the poles on Bourbon Street thanks to Philly fans
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For the first time in history, the City of New Orleans has greased its 200-year-old poles on Bourbon Street ahead of what could be a wild and chaotic Super Bowl Sunday. Building owners in the French Quarter are coating the poles with Vaseline in anticipation of rowdy celebrations as Philadelphia Eagles fans flood the city for Super Bowl LIX. One store owner explained, Because a bunch of deranged lunatics from Philadelphia are in town to watch the Eagles play in the Super Bowl. And if they win? These sick freaks have an instinctual urge to climb poles to celebrate. You can’t afford to have these mutants accidentally tear down all the antique light poles in your city.