Creator of Tech Spurt (I actually review stuff rather than just pulling it out of a box and comparing to an iPhone). Journalist & author of sweary crime novels
Joined April 2009
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12 Aug 2025
Signing off here, but you can find my semi-soused ramblings and beery adventures in the Spurt Hole: youtube.com/@SpurtHole
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There's sod all point in reviewing the iPhone 16 Pro Max cos most of the new features aren't even real yet, but here's a rant about all the rubbish bits so far...
youtu.be/p7wGvZI4Jd8?si=GpMt…
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Is it acceptable to make a comment about anal beads in a Barbie Phone video? Too knackered to have a functioning appropriateness firewall
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Absolutely not
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Probably not but fuck it
215 votes • Final results
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30 Aug 2024
If you're after a new home projector, here's some cracking big and small options from @Nebula_by_Anker
youtu.be/AXW6frpIQVA?si=Siox…
#MovieNight #AD
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24 Jul 2024
Had my fifteenth email today from a 'thumbnail designer', with the actual subject "your thumbnails suck!"
I present my original, and their vastly improved version...
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17 Jul 2024
The OnePlus Nord Buds 3 Pro boast a bit of hybrid ANC, 12 hours battery life and great features for bass fans, all for £79. Check out the video here: youtube.com/watch?v=TbYq3OHD…
#AD #OnePlus
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16 Jul 2024
Those lovely buggers at @oneplus are giving away ten fresh Nord 4 phones, check out the competition here: youtube.com/shorts/1-SdjsOCD… #OnePlus #OnePlusNord4 #Competition
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13 Jul 2024
The #OnePlusNordCE4Lite serves up ridiculous battery life with proper nippy 80W SuperVOOC charging, a cracking 50MP Sony camera and design inspired by MegaMan! All for £299. Check out the video: youtu.be/o_6_M_cNg-c?si=4Hl9…
#AD #OnePlus #OnePlusNord #oneplusnordce4lite5g @oneplus
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14 Jun 2024
If you like tech and you like hearing British cockwombles like me bang on about them, Cam is well worth your click
13 Jun 2024
Hello from my new channel - a quick intro:
youtu.be/lyHbNmbZnOw
(And sorry @TheTechChap @captain2phones @TechSpurtVideo in advance - love you really)
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23 Jan 2024
"I want this edit finished before the mandatory 11am tummy tickles or I'll fucking end you"
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18 Jan 2024
Up til the wee hours testing out Samsung's fresh #GalaxyS24 Ultra, including some karaoke bar shenanigans. So far: cracker! AMA, brain is mush but will try and respond!
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18 Jan 2024
Full unboxing and 24 hour #GalaxyS24Ultra shenanigans here, review next week hopefully! youtu.be/MNlpYuBmHw0?si=cbXW…
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15 Jan 2024
It's proper spangly, it's the Tecno Spark 20 Pro - and there's a Pro PLUS version if you want a bit more beef @tecnomobile #AD
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22 Dec 2023
Back by popular demand (one person asked about it earlier this month), it's the usual festive bollocks. Possibly less annoying than a Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas special
youtu.be/EL4TpwD4nzs?si=OB2U…
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21 Dec 2023
Found a bar in Strasbourg with about 200 whiskys on tap. If you need me before 2024, good fucking luck!
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10 Dec 2023
If you want something fancy strapped to your arm this Christmas, @HuaweiUK has you covered! Big thanks to these guys for sponsoring this round up, let us know your favourite (mine's the green GT 4)
youtu.be/zWNel-HH11M?si=F9Pn…
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8 Dec 2023
AI is pretty useful for some stuff. Like creating relaxing images of James Corden falling into a lake of lava
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5 Dec 2023
Totoro whisky! If it makes me see giant fuzzy creatures after half a bottle, I'm 100% in
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5 Dec 2023
One of the biggest #CES2024 launches has to be @ASUSUK - Jan 9, 5pm UK time. Bit of a teaser here:
youtu.be/pAQjn-nsH3g?si=_Loe…
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Any other old twats remember this classic platformer? Original Duke Nukem, remastered for @evercaderetro, played on a Super Pocket. Hours of thumb punishing fun (or minutes, until arthritis kicks in)
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