he/him | living contradiction | pretty okay Ontario mewtwo player/believer | fighting game and f-zero enjoyer | EAT THE RICH

Joined July 2022
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TechnoPuff retweeted
KW Winter 2026 Super Smash Bros Ultimate Power Rankings! 1. @DgtlButterfly 2. FC 3. @mwrkshort 4. @binoo 5. @adamshepley 6. @cameron5dollars 7. @Limehead111 8. Buddy 9. @Shelltore357 10. @TechnoPuff Graphic By @Shelltore357
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TechnoPuff retweeted
Ontario smash is a pretty lit. Peak vibes and peak people. Will forever greatful for this community.
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my switch was a worthy sacrifice for the clip🫡
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TechnoPuff retweeted
Couldn’t find a comprehensive SSQM guide in English so I made one myself, feel free to spread around
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hehehr funny number
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Mewtwo, Roy, Chrom, Mr Game and Watch Top 100s for April 2026! 2026年4月 ミュウツーとロイとクロムとMr.ゲーム&ウォッチ使いランキング
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KW'S RISING HEROS SHOWMATCH To settle their 11-11 lifetime record @TechnoPuff will fight @Limehead111 in a FIRST TO 10 IN PERSON LIVE! Expect live commentary, High quality production & explosive gameplay who do YOU🫵think will become KWS next rising hero?
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🚨 FLASH | De récentes recherches dans le dossier Epstein ont démontré que Jeffrey Epstein était un joueur du jeu-vidéo « Super Smash bros Ultimate » Il a avoué, assez gêné, qu’il jouait FALCO «J’ai voulu prendre un perso qui me caractérise plutôt bien, un sacré fils de p…».
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TechnoPuff retweeted
How dare you put fix in quotes. smash's online has barely functioned for 20 years. anyone who's even remotely passionate about the game is jumping for joy at good online. if you wanna point fingers, blame nintendo for making such a bad service that we have to fix it ourselves
Replying to @CharlieHaruno
it never should have seen a public release and should have been kept to private circles where it would be used responsibly but nope we needed to "fix" the game's online for everyone and now the game is worse off for it
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i'm so sorry to hear this happened. thank you for your hard work, wishing you both the best in your future endeavors. i hate this scene man GOD FORBID WIFI BE PLAYABLE
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if dirtymilkhunter96 has a million fans,i'm one of them if dirtymilkhunter96 has 5 fans, i'm one of them if dirtymilkhunter96 has 1 fan, that one is me if dirtymilkhunter96 has no fans, i'm no longer alive if the world is against dirtymilkhunter96 i'm against the entire world
Replying to @SchuStats
Ontario, courtesy of @itz_justuz, requirements: 3 Ontario events in the past 6 months and CA must be your most played country and ON must be your most played province My Ontario player highlight for February 2026 goes to DirtyMilkHunter96! Monthly highlight data is on my patreon (in my profile and at the top of the thread)
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i probably think about this during roughly half of the conversations i have nowadays
In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
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TechnoPuff retweeted
With the wifi mod dropping and Mewtwo players beginning to crop up and the punish game beginning to get more fleshed out I am really excited for the future of this character. I want to be at the forefront of the revolution not just as one of the people developing it but doing it
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im just here to remind you you're better off doing ANYTHING else you can think of instead of scrolling scrolling damages emotional regulation, attention span, memory, ability to do rewarding tasks in life, and unironically, your iq, it shrinks the gray matter in your brain it abuses the chemicals that make you happy by draining them, leaving energy for nothing else it makes you anxious by overwhelming you with so much content that you couldn't possibly process it all, no human could it tricks you into thinking you're self-soothing with the constant dopamine hits, you're not, you're sedating yourself to what's easy as the inner you knows the truth and that's exactly why it feels so shit you know you're harming yourself and creating excuses as to why it's actually okay or fine they are poisoning you. they invest billions to poison you more efficiently you have to get yourself out of this. there is no magic day everything changes IT HAS TO BE YOU or else you're gonna be old and dying and regretting your entire life social media is cool BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE MINDFUL AND SMART ABOUT IT !! there is no oh next time if you say that everyday and years pass . the past literally nothing more than a memory and the future is just a prediction you've made up in your head THERE IS ONLY RIGHT NOW You are alive and you can do literally anything you wanted to if you realized your emotions have never controlled the actions your body takes, it was always you enforcing this belief to yourself thousands of times that made it true you are powerful your brain is powerful if you'd stop hurting it all the time and expecting it not to break and then being even MORE frustrated if you had a kid you loved more than anything, a daughter or a son, would you give them a phone and tell them to scroll ? no because you KNOW how life ruining it is there's no excuse. go do something else if you want to live happily you need to love yourself enough to stand up for yourself
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i'm a bit late, but these are my 2026 smash goals... perhaps they're a bit lofty and numerous, but i think i can do it😤
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I dont "avoid lactose". I dont "take lactaid". I EAT AS MUCH DAIRY PRODUCT AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. And if my digestive system experiences the consequences of my actions, I LEARN NOTHING FROM IT.
This just in: Lactose intolerant individual chooses to forget about their condition, eats four cheese alfredo. More at 3
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Mareep christmas everyone!
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retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT 🎵 • Will personalize music and podcast recommendations • Available on an opt-in basis
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this generation doesn’t know how to build healthy relationships.. we end up saying stuff like “i don’t owe anyone anything.” you do owe people something. you owe those you offended an apology. you owe those who gave you support, gratitude (1/2)
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