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14 May 2025
I just recreated ambrosia, the food PF the gods, adventureful Girl Scout cookie topped with peanut butter, bacon, and caramel sauce!
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8 Mar 2025
My flight from Hawaii to Incheon has free Starlink interwebs so I can spend at least some of my 11 hour flight mindlessly doomscrolling X. Thanks @elonmusk for having a vision of a better future for humanity.
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10 Dec 2024
How I feel today: Boots Boots Boots (moving up and down again) youtu.be/yGkyhaMdpto?si=laKz… via @YouTube
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30 Aug 2024
Found this little Tiger Keel Back snake in my mud room this morning. It’s one of the few snakes that’s both venomous and poisonous. Got a few picks, showed my daughter and let it out to go eat little pests in the yard.
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29 Jan 2024
Curried chicken feet avoided. Pro tip: if your Thai wife asks you if thawed chicken feet are bad from the smell, the answer is the same as if a being from another dimension asks if you’re a god
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7 Sep 2018
WATCH: @tedcruz: The American people want Justices on #SCOTUS who are going to be faithful to the Constitution. Confirming Brett Kavanaugh will be a major victory for the American people. #ConfirmKavanaugh #TXSen
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20 Jul 2018
19 Jul 2018
The Sweep was conceived and implemented in deceit. It was touted as a way to shield taxpayers from having to cough up more bailout money for Fannie and Freddie. More on the blog: bit.ly/2JwPyuI
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3 Jul 2018
So just moved to Okinawa and now all the ads on my twitter feed are in Japanese. I was going to check how to get back to English ads, but then this showed up
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20 Jun 2018
How to fix military retention: Announce that the planned space force branch will be first formed through inter-service transfers, but only service members with over 10 years in.
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1 Sep 2017
Today we remember Staff Sgt. Jeremie S. Border on the fifth anniversary of his passing. De Oppresso Liber! #rememberthefallen
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16 Jun 2016
Untangling the GSE Foolishness: The D.C. Circuit Should Upend Treasury's Net Worth Sweep via @forbes forbes.com/sites/richardepst…
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20 Feb 2016
save the 30-year fixed by releasing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac from conservatorship. wh.gov/ifoNw
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