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Tejas Richard @TejasRichard
Joined June 2015
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You know what I miss? Random Saturday night chats on Google . How ya livin', world?
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So... My wife did a thing! She just published her very first book! amazon.com/dp/B0BN4M4Y36/ref…

Too Many Lawyers : Book 1 of the O'Neal Investigations

Miss Rhodes walked up to him and stood far too close. He looked down at her, realizing that her robe was open and her gown was draped in a manner that he saw far more than he should have of her pale...

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That feel when you realize you literally have all the ingredients to make a club sandwich right there in front of you

ALT Swing Dance Swing Your Hips GIF

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The Catula: a spatula for removing sleeping cats from your person. Someone needs to take this idea and run with it. You're welcome.
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Sometimes, all you really need is a Pastrami and Swiss on rye.
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It's not quite the same as #TitsForTejas, but still... Happy birthday to me!
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Dammit @ObiFromPlus ! We just lost the game!
Andy O@ru_okie
2 Nov 2021
Damnit. I lost the game. Do you believe that @TejasRichard?
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Current status: eating a burger slathered in bacon jam. #Trufax #BaconJam #IDidntKnowiNeededItTillIHadIt
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I miss glitchstep.
#PokemonGoRaids Anyone raiding? Looking for invites! Here's my Trainer code: 5999 2539 7005
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Hey man, you kno-ow I'm really okay-ee...
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Bezos: When you can't innovate, litigate.
The Verge
@verge
27 Aug 2021
Elon Musk: ‘Bezos retired in order to pursue a full-time job filing lawsuits against SpaceX’ theverge.com/2021/8/27/22644…
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I have an extra minion, today! #SurveyLyfe
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I have been WAITING for him to put it a new album! Super excited about this!
Chad VanGaalen@chadvangaalen
19 Mar 2021
World's Most Stressed Out Gardener🍅🥦🥕🥬🌽🥒⁠ ⁠ Now available everywhere.⁠ ⁠ smarturl.it/ChadVanGaalen-FE…
Cheers, y'all! Happy Friday!
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#PSA I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
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I think some of you may find this handy. Given our sorry excuse for a governor's recent tweet, I am certainly finding it useful.
Mats@nuanceORDEATH
3 Jul 2020
#MASKUP THREAD If someone asks: What's the evidence for mask wearing? Here is a list of *SEVENTY* papers, including reviews/meta-analysis and individual studies, in reverse chronological order. Includes 31 from 2020 alone (!!). META = meta-analysis or systematic review. 0/70
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God damn, I love this band! youtu.be/ZlgjsnqcBN4

Marijuana Deathsquads

72 likes, 13 comments. "Marijuana Deathsquads - "Last Sunny Day" - Official Lyric Video"

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So...I have an important question for you, twatterverse: What does it mean when my farts smell like the inside of a raw pumpkin? I mean...I haven't even LOOKED at a squash in months...
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You guys! My wife is publishing her first book! If you like noir and want to check it out, you can read the first two chapters here: wattpad.com/story/256346262?…
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