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7 Nov 2020
Gonna switch off my out-of-office for the next 4 years.
9 Nov 2016
Gonna put my out-of-office on for at least 4 years.
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7 Jul 2023
"If you've just joined us on LBC, my guests David Cameron and George Osborne are discussing what's worse: humping a dead pig in the mouth, or 49-year-olds hitting on teenagers."
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6 Jul 2023
Got me one of them new-fangled thread thingies. I have no idea how it works, I guess I might see you over there if I figure out how to use it. threads.net/@telecolumnist
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6 Jul 2023
My son's school is open as normal this week despite the strike. Reason being, the teachers know that if they walk out, some of the children will miss out on their one square meal that day.
That tells me all I need to know about your party and this government.
6 Jul 2023
Today Keir Starmer is announcing this weekβs Labour education policy. If you care more about children and their education than soundbites, this thread on Britainβs record and future is superb.
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28 Jun 2023
Just had an enlightening chat with my 6-year-old about how he will support himself financially when he's older. His plan: eat a magic bean that makes him live forever and poop money.
I'm never retiring, am I?
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17 Jun 2023
They even have a pocket to collect all the tears you shed when you inevitably go to bed alone.
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14 Jun 2023
Well, at least us UK telco hacks know what we're going to be following until the end of 2024 - if not longer. #Throdafone
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14 Jun 2023
I'll be keeping an eye out for mandated spectrum divestment, because if it goes ahead, this tie-up will put VMO2 at a big disadvantage next to EE and #Throdafone
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18 May 2023
Absolute scenes. The biggest comeback in playoff history.
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18 May 2023
@TelecomEditor has just gone to get more gin. It's going to be a good few months before she calms down again.
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23 Apr 2023
. @TelecomEditor didn't get the alert. I guess they've booked her on that second rocket. π€£
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Nick Wood πͺπΊ retweeted
23 Apr 2023
Didn't realise the Government emergency alert at 3pm was going to be about the Spurs score.
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25 Mar 2023
Yes.
23 Mar 2022
can u name a more thought-provoking, artistically-complex album cover than THIS ONE??? harry styles has a mind of a genius.
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Nick Wood πͺπΊ retweeted
23 Mar 2023
I think heβs dead
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13 Mar 2023
Or: how to blink without people thinking you've blinked. #Linekergate
13 Mar 2023
Gary Lineker to return to Match of the Day as BBC announces independent review into guidance on social media use, BBC statement says bbc.in/3lcujHt
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