How long has it been since Telesto last warped spacetime in @destinythegame? Stay updated here!
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29 Oct 2021
Hello everyone! This account has changed ownership (thank you, @D2LostSector!) and is now part of telesto.report!
If you enable notifications, you can be the first to get notified when your favorite gun breaks again!
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Telesto Report mentioned as an in-game triumph 🗣️
ALT Screenshot of the Monument of Triumph triumph list. Highlighted is one triumph: Telesto Report Defeat combatants with the Exotic weapon Telesto in any activity. Bonus progress is granted while you have a Telesto emblem equipped. Progress: 100/100 Rewards: Legendary Mark x15
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Jun 10
Telesto has… wait a second, this isn't even Destiny anymore
On June 17, players can play an Alert on Telesto to Make Their Own Fate in Warframe <3. More details to follow!
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One last Telesto "bug" for the road... that's not how you spell it, Destiny 2 Team.
Jun 4
Let's see if this works... Image has some awkward sizing.
For those saying "Wait, where's Devrim?!" on our recently announced "Toast to the Monument" emblem, our blog preview was leveraging an earlier version of the art.
There were a few other additions, too, like Sagira!
More info: bungie.net/7/en/News/Article…
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Exactly 666 days into the current Telesto bug timer, no less. (Though this one doesn't really warrant a reset, I believe. Maybe we will get "lucky" in MoT.)
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22 Oct 2024
We’re on Bluesky now! If that’s your (new) social media of choice, you can follow us at @​telesto.report!
bsky.app/profile/telesto.rep…
19 Dec 2022
A short reminder: @TelestoReport is an extension of telesto.report, not the other way around. No matter what happens here, the site will continue running.
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7 Aug 2024
Reset the clock!
New bug: Telesto’s PvP damage values reverted to those from before the PvP sandbox update.
telesto.report
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7 Aug 2024
Note: This change could be intended, but it is not listed in any of the patch notes, so we will treat it as a bug for now.
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6 Jun 2024
Reset the clock! (yes, really)
New bug: Telesto activates Void symbols in the "Queens, Part I" mission. (These are intended to be activated by reflecting enemy projectiles.)
This ends the longest running streak yet, clocking in at 692 days between bugs.
telesto.report/
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6 Jun 2024
(and for anyone who wants the exact number: We went 692 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes and 17 seconds without a Telesto bug being discovered.)
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29 Sep 2023
*peeks from hibernation*
psst, Xûr is selling Telesto
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4 Jun 2023
Telesto has been… suspiciously quiet.
323 days and counting.
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19 Dec 2022
A short reminder: @TelestoReport is an extension of telesto.report, not the other way around. No matter what happens here, the site will continue running.
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15 Nov 2022
Telesto Report was mainly set up to track bugs. As such:
• The clock has been reset to the latest *actual* bug. The microevent will be listed separately.
• This account will go back to its regular posting schedule – you will likely hear back from us once Telesto breaks again.
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14 Nov 2022
Telesto is no longer in charge of the Destiny account. The microevent has ended.
14 Nov 2022
Hey all, Bungie Support here. The issue with the Telesto Exotic weapon exhibiting unintended sentient behavior has been resolved, and the weapon is now behaving normally again. We do not anticipate any other issues with Telesto in the future. Thank you for your patience!
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14 Nov 2022
The microevent has sent out yet another message.
Knowing that there’s no riddles to solve here, Telesto just seems to be bad at drawing itself in ASCII art.
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12 Nov 2022
Telesto is the top weapon in Trials this weekend, by far.
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11 Nov 2022
dmg talks about player expectations and the latest “Telesto microevent”.
As we've seen with the Telesto microevent (and recent patch notes), anything can become a potential secret in the minds of players.
If we say nothing, it's taken to be the start of a secret. Even if we specifically say there is no secret, folks immediately start looking for one.
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11 Nov 2022
Telesto also still seems to have control over the game, with the “Next Week in Destiny” message having been replaced with “Next Week in Telesto”.
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