The Official Terminal Lance twitter account! TL is a comic strip about the Marine Corps created by @TLCplMax

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GRAB YOUR CRAYONS, MARINES! "Coloring for Marines" is available on Amazon now! This coloring and activity book for Marines is sure to keep you entertained on duty, post, at the armory, or if you're just standing by to stand by in the barracks. Out now: amazon.com/dp/B0CGL336LF
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Hello crazies... I will be in DC on June 16 for a special talk at the National Museum of the Marine Corps! Join me by RSVPing here: usmcmuseum.com/maximilian-ur…
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I forgot to add this is mandatory for all LCPL and below
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Terminal Lance retweeted
I think I downloaded the wrong game 😭
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Listen, you’re allowed 1 midlife crisis because the human animal was only designed to go for like 35 years max before dying of disease or infection or mammoth trampling
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Stolen valor bros can never talk about it but every real special forces bro ever puts out a book 6 months after they get out smh
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I just think that "liminal space" stuff is not scary, unsettling or even interesting 99% of the time. oh no! a room with slides or some shit and a big pool. gtfo
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Archangel Michael always keeping it real. Hope you all had a blessed Memorial Day. 🇺🇸
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Wait he sounds awesome
FIRST ON FOX: Democratic Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner's deleted Reddit account reveals graphic posts about masturbating in portable toilets and praising explicit military restroom graffiti — the latest in a growing trail of vulgar comments that could define his race against Susan Collins. Platner has dismissed past controversies as 'joking' and 's***posting,' but GOP strategists say the pattern raises fundamental questions about his judgment and fitness for office. He became Democrats' presumptive nominee after Gov. Janet Mills dropped out last month.
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Over 3000 votes and Chili Mac stays winning. Still 4 more days to vote here: live.tiermaker.com/14901388
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The discourse around the MRE tier list is heating up
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Official TL community MRE tier list voted on live on FB just now. What do you think?
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Live community tier list up now for voting: live.tiermaker.com/14901388

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I don't think enough of you are appreciating the cosmic confluence of Cinco de Mayo falling on Taco Tuesday.
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May the 4th be with you…
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I have been officially invited by the Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps to be the Guest of Honor at the Sunset Parade in DC this year. Related note: does anyone know where I can buy a tearaway tuxedo and silkies?
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Why would he do this to us?
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