Laugh a lot. Then laugh some more.

Joined October 2011
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Very keen on the Burnley away strip #utc
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Funny how posts like "look at us on our way to a jolly in Porto Banus" gets lots of support, but anything posted that's more meaningful gets fuck all. I give up!
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Genius begging video on behalf of Tory MPs from @larryandpaul 👍🏼😂⏬️ #ToryMPAppeal
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Mark Spencer - we're not "grumpy", we're fucking furious with your lies, thievery, selfishness and twat-fuckery. Partying your brains out when we couldn't say bye to our Nanas. "COVID""Ukraine" - when you point the finger; look where the other fingers are pointing! #votelabour
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A point of view....
It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here. (And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)
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Terry Batty retweeted
JUST BEEN LEAKED NOTE BY HEAD OF TORY CAMPAIGN (the one standing in for the one on leave of absence courtesy of William Hill) MEMO ALL CANDIDATES … THE REALITY. 1. We cannot campaign on our record because nothing has improved since we took office. 2. The biggest change we made last Parliament was Brexit and we can’t campaign on that because the people who hated it hate it more and the people who liked it know we have ballsed it up. 3. We can’t campaign on our leaders because we have had five in eight years which suggests none of them were very good. 4. We can’t campaign on Labour being a risk to security and the economy because nobody can do worse than we have and anyway people seem to think @Keir_Starmer is pretty decent and he is for sure not Corbyn. 5. So LADS, all we have left is this … behave like we have lost, it’s all over bar the shouting, towel thrown in, and hope to God millions of people don’t bother to vote us out because they think somebody else will do it. I know it’s desperate and a bit anti-democratic but needs must. We’re shit and we know we are and so this is it!!! Fuck everything up. Crash the car. Make ourselves look even more unelectable and useless at campaigns. Willie Whitelaw used to talk about travelling the country stirring up apathy. That is all we have left. Do it. Talk up supermajority. I know it is meaningless but it is the only way to stop the superdefeat we all know we deserve. Cheers. Btw we’re having Sunday drinks 1pm. BYOB 🍾 🥂 ps new slogan. STAY AT HOME. DON’T VOTE. KEEP THE TORIES haha!!
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Daisy Cooper has been impressive tonight - sadly can't be said for the rest #BBCQT
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Did I imagine it? Or have I heard 3 witnesses, on oath, say in one way or another, that Boris Johnson's view on the situation was that old people's lives could be sacrificed and that younger people should get on with their lives. To refute that is surely a lie? #covidinquiryuk
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These are the best pitch measurements I have assessed as part of the @FootballFoundtn Grass Pitch Improvement Program. Great work being done at Lytham Cricket and Sports Club by @twellsturf 👏👏👏. It's a great site but shows what can be done with knowledge and a bit of funding.
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I can’t actually believe someone has done this. Why? 😡😡😡
Absolutely gutting morning on Hadrian's Wall. No more Sycamore Gap.
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We have been spoiled this season with perfect grass courts , hard work by @twellsturf to ensure they are ready for club members to enjoy ,all this despite the mixed weather #wet #dry #carpet #hydrated #green #goodfortheknees great job Tom #alwaysbusy
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Two years? Wow! Missing a fantastic, funny talent.
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Today it’s two years since we lost Sean. It’s hard to believe sometimes that he’s not here. Miss you old friend
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Now that our beer festival is in full flow on day two, I can share with you a reason for coming down and having your pints pulled!! #lytham #tennisladies
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Come on down to @LythamCC and @LythamTennis this weekend Beer , Gin and Fizz Festival Hoping for better weather than this weekend!! No Entry Fee , tokens on arrival #foodanddrink Starting on Friday !! Super weekend ahead!!#support #community #local
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