Family man and big Pompey fan. Ex- 1PWRR. Defective in the thin blue line. Loves military history and horror movies/books.

Joined December 2016
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Stack Attack retweeted
Love this photo of Ryan Giggs running through the streets of Manchester back in 1990... Something you'd never see in today's game.
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Amazing news today! Southampton eh? What are they like? 😂😂😂😂
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Stack Attack retweeted
Been to Wembley a few times now, never had any issue with rival fans, but the abuse walking back to the car park from Southampton fans last night was crazy bad. They even abused a 9 year old walking in front of us. It wasn't just 1 either, the worst I've known it. Shocking fans
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Thank god for that! So glad that you know who arnt in the final! Pep got his team all wrong though! Still..they won in the end.
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What on earth was Pep thinking by playing such a terrible team in a semi-final against Southampton????? I just can’t understand it!!!!
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Man City playing a weak team against Southampton, did they not learn anything from Arsenal losing to them? Jeez!
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Ever wondered what it was like in the Royal Navy in the early `70`s, well now you can convert your home to resemble the good old days and live the life, as taken from an RN website: 1. Build a shelf in the top of your wardrobe, fit a thin mattress and sleep on top of it. 2. Remove the wardrobe door and replace it with a curtain that is too small. 3. Wash your socks and underpants in the bathroom sink every night, then hang them on the water pipes to dry. 4. Four hours after you have gone to bed, instruct your wife to whip open the curtain, shine a torch in your face and say, "Sorry mate, wrong pit!" 5. When you have a shower, remember to turn the water off when you soap. 6. Every time there is a thunderstorm, sit in a wobbly rocking-chair and rock as hard as you can until you are violently sick. 7. Put diesel oil into a humidifier and set it on high to achieve that wonderful Ship Aroma. 8. Don't watch TV except for a movie at 20:30. For added realism, have the family vote for which movie to have and then select a different one. 9. Leave a lawnmower running in the house to re-create correct noise levels. 10.Have the postman or paperboy give you a haircut fortnightly. 11.Once a week, blow compressed air up your chimney, ensuring that the soot is carried over to your neighbour's home. When he comes to complain, laugh in his face and say "That's life in a blue suit mate" 12.Buy a rubbish compactor, but only use it once a week, storing all of your rubbish in the shower cubicle. 13.Wake up at midnight each night and make a sandwich out of anything you can find. 14.Have a fridge in your home specifically for beer. put a lock on it and give the key to the local policeman. 15.Keep spare keys for above and empty it every lunchtime. 16.Devise your family menu a week in advance without looking in the fridge or freezer. 17.Once a month, take apart every household appliance then re-assemble them. 18.Use four spoonfuls of coffee per cup and wait 3 hours before drinking it. 19.Invite 40 people you don't like, to stay in your house for a couple of months. 20.Install a small fluorescent strip light under your coffee table then lie underneath it to read a book. 21.Raise the thresholds and lower the top sills of all the doors in the house, so you will either bang your head or skin your shins every time you pass through them. 23.Every so often throw one of the kids into the bath and scream "Man overboard!" Sling in a sponge with a flag on it, then run into the kitchen and sweep all the pots and pans onto the floor and yell at your wife for not securing for sea. 24.Get your wife and kids to clean their rooms every evening and at 19:00 wander around the house with the local policeman. 25.Name your favourite shoes "Steaming Bats" then get the kids to hide them around the house. 26.Lie on your bed, or sofa and fart for absolutely no reason. 27.Insist on going to the local post office for your mail and get them to phone you when it is ready for collection. 28.On Saturday morning walk around the house, whistling loudly and insist that everyone you pass stands to attention. 29.Paint the outside of your house battleship grey and put the number on the wall in big black letters. 30.Put windows and a bloody big wheel in your loft. 31.Every Thursday at 05:00 in the morning, run around the house yelling "Hands to Action Stations!" 32. When the family demands more food, yell back at them "WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR 39p PER DAY, PER MAN"

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This was the best ever end to to a league season!

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Amazing!!!

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Oxford are looking very good at the moment arn’t they? Didn’t think much of them at Fratton Park but the ref helped them a lot there. I’ve got a horrible feeling that they are going to put away from the relegation zone leaving Pompey and Leicester with Wednesday.
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Just a few months ago those up the road were having protests over their board. God knows what they would think if they had ours!!!
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Stack Attack retweeted
Imagine my surprise that Josh Smith is making terrible decisions, in such an important match too! One of the worst referees in the @SkyBetChamp How did that Oxford player not get a 2nd yellow, cos he absolutely bottled it that’s why! #pompey #pfc He was the same at Pride Park!
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Stack Attack retweeted
Happy Birthday to the best club in the world! Times like these remind me how much I love it back the boys tomorrow!! #pompey

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To be fair Southampton played brilliantly tonight, as much as I can’t stand them they are a brilliantly run club and fully deserved to win against a dreadful Arsenal side.
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The more I think about it the angrier I get. The January transfer window was nothing short of an insult to fans. No striker No central midfielder good enough A Norwegian 2nd division CB An absolute fucking disgrace really #Pompey
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Stack Attack retweeted
In what minute will #Pompey have their next shot on target? 🎯
0% 85th vs. Norwich
40% 87th vs. Oxford
60% 89th vs. Middlesbrough
15 votes • Final results
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Stack Attack retweeted
Replying to @Pompey
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Stack Attack retweeted
There will never be an easier season to survive in the Championship. 2x Teams with points deductions, big teams doing poorly and no standout performers. It’s completely inexcusable. Naive/arrogant owners, diabolical recruitment and horrendous fitness and conditioning = this.
26' | Norwich take the lead. 🟡 1-0 🔵 // #Pompey
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Just started watching ‘One Battle After Another’ and turned it off after 20 minutes, both me and the missus were bored to tears. Maybe we are getting old but I can’t help but think that films have gone massively downhill over the years.
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