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Terry T. retweeted
Jun 14
This door weighed more than the entire fucking car you drive now.
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12 Oct 2022
Who has "Online Beef Between @Super70sSports & @duranduran" on their 2022 bingo cards?
12 Oct 2022
Ya think??? 🥊
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18 Feb 2022
There better be a special place in hell for, "OMG! YOU GOTTA COME SEE THIS CRAZY VIDEO ON THE TIKTOKS! LOOKLOOK!" coworkers.
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Terry T. retweeted
4 May 2021
About to observe my yearly tradition of pistol whipping the first motherfucker who says “May the Fourth be with you” …
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at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids:
woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?"
me: yes
her: "Are you pulling my leg?"
me: no, we are all directly related to him
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21 Dec 2020
Accurate.
21 Dec 2020
Might need to update this one with a “I let Amazon wrap it”
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30 Nov 2020
30 Nov 2020
MLB announces the new MLB Draft League, a 68-game season showcasing the top players eligible for that year's draft.
Five teams confirmed so far: Mahoning Valley Scrappers, State College Spikes, Trenton Thunder, West Virginia Black Bears, and Williamsport Crosscutters
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19 Feb 2020
Harness in the good energy, block out the bad.
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17 Feb 2020
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17 Feb 2020
Quite the crowd for Altuve/Bregman/Correa’s first round of batting practice. When they arrived, a man banged a trash can three times behind home plate before running off.
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12 Feb 2020
sandiegouniontribune.com/spo…
So, the swastika thing gained traction and the Padres are shelving their new BP hats. Brilliant mental gymnastics on display here today, folks! Simply brilliant.
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Terry T. retweeted
I'm grateful...UNLIKE PEPPERMINT PATTY! YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!
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5 Nov 2019
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1 Nov 2019
Opening day is April 23, 2020! We’ll see you there!
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4 Nov 2019
No shit, legit story:
A coworker was online looking for a @Nationals WS champs hat because he's just "gotta get one!" and then turns and asks me:
"What's the dude's name with the different colored eyes again?"
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23 Oct 2019
Long story short:
Juan Soto is the first 20 year old to do stuff.
Ever.
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Terry T. retweeted
16 Oct 2019
Never realized how many Nats fans I was friends until this morning
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10 Oct 2019
Thank you! It feels like a dream come true! Never in a million years did we imagine that our store could advance this far in the post-season. We couldn't do it without our loyal fans!
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9 Oct 2019
Juan Soto Sheepishly Asks Group Of Nationals Fans Entering Liquor Store If They Can Buy Beer For Him After Win trib.al/R7HxxPY
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